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Cute Cab Driver & Nun
10/18/2008 9:38:03 AM
:)

A cabbie picks up a Nun...

 

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver

won't stop staring at her…

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend

you.

She answers, My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am

and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and

hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could

say or ask that I would find offensive…

 

Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.

She responds, Well, let's see what we can do about

that:

1-You have to be single and

2-You must be Catholic…

 

The cab driver is very excited and says, YES!!  I'm single and

Catholic!

OK… the nun says. Pull into the next alley.

The nun fulfils his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker

blush.

 

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying…

My dear child… says the nun, why are you crying?

Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,

I'm married and I'm Jewish.

The nun says, That's OK.

My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party…

 



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