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Ten Husbands
2/1/2009 8:22:06 AM    [ Flag as Inappropriate ]

A lawyer married a woman who had previously been divorced ten times.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle;
I'm still a virgin".

What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
married ten times?

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative;
he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services;
he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he
said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from Field Services;
he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't
get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing;
even though he knew he had the order, didn't know when he would be
able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer;
he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research,
implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration;
he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or
not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing;
although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychiatrist;
all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist;
all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector;
all he ever did was ... God, I miss him!

"But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"Duh; you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"


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