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... more like questions, this from a survey on "posssessions" ...

 

Are there any laminate floors in your home?  I don’t think so.  When we moved in here ten years ago I remember the landlord saying, “I really cut corners on these god-damn floors!”  We have god-damn floors in our home and decidedly beige carpet. 

 

How many DVDs do you own?  One if I can count my daughter’s copy of “Finding Nemo.”

 

Do you have a George Foreman kitchen appliance?  No, we have a Paul Tenoso manned deep fat frier. 

 

Where do your clothes come from?  From the pile on my side of the bed, from the messed up and now unfolded clothes in the basket at the foot of the bed, from the hooks behind the bathroom door and sometimes off my lover’s back as I can’t resist a he-man sized shirt when there is nothing else to wear. 

 

Look at what you are wearing and write down all the name brands you are wearing:  Some freaky pj pants that came from “This, That, or Some Other Vintage Mart.”  Really comfy men’s work socks from “Kmart.”  A “Fruit of the Loom” white t-shirt and a freakishly large and strange-nubby yarn sweater from, “Fashion Slug!” 

 

What’s in your closet?  (Believe it or not, we do hang some of our stuff up) Men’s shirts, woman’s blouses/tops, male and female jeans and slacks, dresses/skirts etc. (under plastic since I don’t work outside the home much), one or two old wedding dresses, a mink passed down from my great, great aunt, 2 of Carole’s prom dresses, three stacks of sweaters, a big chunk of black sheepskin, a larger chunk of tanned hide, one black/southwestern fleece blanket, a couple of afghans, eagle feathers in a mailing tube for safekeeping, an iron, a sewing machine and some stray socks. 

 

How many recliners are in your home?  Right now I’m sitting upright, Ali is wandering in the yard and Paul is sitting upright outside, flint-knapping.  The cats have been in the reclined position for the last three years flat.  There are no official “Lazyboys” in our house, thank you very much. 

 

How many people does your dining room table seat?  We stuck our dining room table at the top of the driveway last year, along with a  futon bed and a giant sign that said “FREE!”  Two minutes later, all dining room seating was gone, and we have no place for guests to sleep.

 

What are all the things you received for Christmas?  A Snow White Watch.  A Snow White pen.  A Snow White Jewelry box.  A silver and onyx ring.  A vintage Alaska travel book.  Scented candles.  Money.  A partridge in a pear tree. 

 

Which of your possessions is currently loaned out?  I used to wear my heart on my sleeve, but I finally gave it away.  I probably won’t get it back. 

 

Do you own a DVD player?  Yes, and our favorite thing to do is rent DVDs from Blockbuster and then spend the entire weekend swearing as tp how "from now on we are only renting videos!!!!"  Even though they go through the motions of “cleaning” their DVDs at Blockbuster, on this little contraption at the front of the store, we always end up with DVDs that pause and eventually abort.  It took us 9 hours/over 2 days to view “The Pianist.”  The DVD died right at the point where he gets out of the ghetto and his rescuing friends rush him into the bathroom, where they have drawn him a glorius bath.  The last DVD-driven words we heard were, “Hurry, though, we haven’t much time.”  Then we watched as he defied their warning and sat in the tub, and sat in the tub, and sat in the tub and then sat in the tub some more with his eyes clamped shut.  Then the DVD spit back out of our machine.  It took us all night, and we couldn’t get beyond his bath after leaving the ghetto.  The next day, we saw how it all turned out … on the VCR!

 



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