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Blogs by Larry Rochelle
Day 1: Each Day I'll Explain the Signs of Aging
3/31/2007 11:50:56 PM
As a public service, I've decided to start a new blog. Each day I'll explain the signs of aging I'm feeling. After a few years, younger readers will be able to understand the aging process. In this way, I hope to help them adjust to the aches and pains they'll be feeling soon.
I, also, hope to gain a higher place in heaven though this public service, rising above others in heaven so I am closer to god. For we all know, that god is watching and keeping score. I just hope the younger people will appreciate my efforts.
After all, we elderly citizens deserve respect as we ramble on about our pains. I will also from time to time throw in words of advice and platitudes I have learned over the years.
For this wisdom, I expect some remuneration. So, in a future blog I will explain how you might send me money at my home to help me through these aches and pains.
Thank you for reading and APRIL FOOL!!!!
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