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· Carrboro Poetica

· Above and Below

· Spinning Straw: the Jeff Apple Story

Short Stories
· Scrawny Kid Clerked at Thrifty

· Euceless Laughs, Y O U Laugh {Capice?}

· This is Your Lucky Day by Euceless Liesalot

· Christmas Fax for da Broads in da Audience

· Flashing

· Owner Will Repair Kitchen Floor {flash humor}

· Courting Able

· Amnesty International Pressing for More Anti-Rape Legislation

· Bullying has no Place in a Democracy

· Calling Dr. Mengele, Calling Dr. Mengele

· Show and Tell by Karen Vanderlaan - Review

· Valley of the Shadow by Sybil Austin Skakle - Review

· Courage in Patience by Beth Fehlbaum -- a Review

· Heart Attack Symptoms Differ for Men and Women -- Read and Share!

· If you Have Been Kidnapped or Abducted --A Letter from Someone who Cares

· RICO for Kids - Help Missing Children, U.S.A.

· Reason to Celebrate! {re O N E's impact re suffering in Africa}

· Listen to Your Muse, Then get up an' do Your Thing

· Poem an Inside Job

· Vicks, Flannel, and Great Expectations?

· Rumor January 19, two Thousand Thirteen

· Snow Night with Bird

· Gunned Down

· Shape Shifter

· Fought Tooth and Nail, I Know You {for Ellie}

· Night-Light

· We are Here to Tell You

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· Featured in Creative Thinkers International!

· Second Appearance in Leann Marshall's Sketch Notes

· New Appearance in The Yarn Spinner

· Bullying has no Place in a Democracy Featured at Creative Thinkers Intnl

· Poem to Appear in Sketchbook

· Poems to Appear in Sensations' 21st Century Issue

· In Richard Lee King's The Price of Freedom

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Facts, Facts, Facts, Mr. Micawber
1/4/2005 7:48:40 AM    [ Flag as Inappropriate ]

Sorry if it doesn't look right. AD Editor & I
don't exactly get along. Not that I am not grateful
for the forum. 'How I met y'all!!:()

~ Two and two used to be four. Then they went on
the Jerry Springer show. Now it's,
"You did it with. . .HOW MANY~?!?"

~ Candy is bad. So is breathing.

~ The greener a vegetable is, the better it is for you.
The greener a vegetable is, the harder it stares.
The greener a vegetable is, the prettier it will make you.
The greener a vegetable is, the more it deserves to be shared.
I am going to share mine with you. (Feel pretty yet? Green??)

~ Jesus didnít say much. He was too busy promoting Peace, Love, and Forgiveness. Old Testament didnít, so
O. T. lovers tortured and killed him. Then they
tracked down his followers. A few lucky sods escaped. Naturally, they had to come out of hiding to hunt for eats. Jesus had said not to steal, so they disguised themselves
and went job-hunting. All the bosses turned out
to be Old Testament types. Do the math.

~ One thing about having Halfheimers, you donít have to. . .what ?

~ Most Americans made New Yearís resolutions. Can we help it if we have Halfheimers?

~ Authors get famous and end up with yachts and movie contracts. Read the sentence that follows "resolutions."

~ What?

~ Make-up doesnít work as well as it used to.

~ The devil invented "exact same."

~ S/he did it on the exact same day that she made it impossible not to say "bottom line."

~ Parse the sentence, "S/he bit hi/r tongue." Now tell me why we donít switch to non-sexist pronouns. Got nothing to do with comprehension,
thatís for sure.

~ Remind me what "parse" means.

~ Add "whom" to "exact same." [Not every whom, dummy. Just those irritating ones that are only found in books. Who says "With whom did you go?" I will tell you who. Someone who don' have a Who to hang with!]

~ Whenever possible, a sentence should end in a preposition.
Uh, oh.
Make that, Whenever possible, a sentence is something that a preposition should end at the end of.

~ Something like that.

~ Clowns and jesters are looked down upon. So
are policew/men, firefighters, nurses, people who
shovel up messes that would kill us if allowed to
Pile High and Deep, artists [especially poets],
teachers, farmworkers, 'cet. If you cook or sew
or fix or mend or build or make the mistake of
caring for children. . .get the idea?

~ At least Martha Stewart worked. Enron execs andtheir ilk. . .never mind. Donít want to sully my keys.

~ Think I wonít do this again, youíre wrong.

~ Unless my Halfheimerís gets wor--. . .what??

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(c) Peajay Gee
January, 2005

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• Amnesty International Pressing for More Anti-Rape Legislation - Wednesday, October 19, 2011
• Amnesty International Pressing for More Anti-Rape Legislation - Wednesday, October 19, 2011
• Calling Dr. Mengele, Calling Dr. Mendele - Saturday, October 17, 2009
• Euceless Laughs, You Laugh {capice?} - Tuesday, June 12, 2007
• Cuss, as in Snort - Saturday, September 24, 2005
•  Facts, Facts, Facts, Mr. Micawber - Tuesday, January 04, 2005  

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