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Blogs by Dennis Bryant
This is why I'll never be a millionaire...
8/13/2008 3:47:34 AM
I'll never get rich quick because I would never have the gall to suggest something like this. From FOXNews--
"This Is for the Birds: Poo Facial Promises Smoother Skin"
"If you've ever had bird poo drop from the sky and onto your head — heck even if you haven't — it's probably pretty hard to imagine forking over almost $200 to have someone massage bird doodoo into your face for the better part of an hour.
"But there's a price to pay for healthy skin and many in New York City are “flocking” to try this latest anti-aging craze.
"The Geisha Facial given at Shizuka New York, a day spa in midtown Manhattan, doesn’t contain just any run of the mill pigeon poo. It’s made from dried nightingale droppings imported from Japan and mixed with rice bran."
Here's an idea-
Feed the rice bran to the nightingales and poo production will go through the roof...
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