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Archelon Ranch by Garrett Cook
2/24/2010 9:04:13 PM    [ Flag as Inappropriate ]

Plot Preserve Us!!
What happens to an author's characters when their services are no longer required? Will they accept their increasingly anemic demise? Or will they break out and attempt to be something more?

This is the premise (at least my interpretation) of Bizarro Beef Cake Garrett Cooks's Archelon Ranch.

The story is told from Clyde's POV. Which is interesting being that Clyde is Bernard's brother. Bernard, not Clyde, is the annointed protagonist in this tale. Bernard doesn't appreciate it though. Archelon Ranch is Bernard's destiny, but Clyde's going there too. Whether Garrett Cook (the author and therefore god of this book) likes it or not. Cheeky monkey!

Filled with weird characters such as self-aware headgear, rabid dinos, gilawalruses, a self-absorbed Rev. (may the plot preserve us), randy cannibal Suburbanites and the worst shopping mall you have ever been to.

Archelon Ranch is a crazy weird tale penned by the crazy weird Bizarro pulp-smith Garrett Cook and all he wants is a little Objectivity.

Here's a little taste of the pasta sauce: "There is no future for the drowned, no body for this casket. There are no attendees for this funeral. There are no readers for these poems."

Shoot, son! That's some gorgeous filth right there.

And ain't you glad he did.


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More Blogs by The Grim Reverend Steven Rage
• FREE PHARMACIDE KINDLE HERE!! - Saturday, January 14, 2012
• The richest 1% is running out of time... - Tuesday, November 01, 2011
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• Ina gadda da-checkmyshitout - Wednesday, January 26, 2011
• feelin down and dirty, feelin kinda mean ... - Wednesday, January 26, 2011
• ALL the RAGE!! - Monday, December 13, 2010
• FREE sample and new review for 'The Place in Between' by Rev. Steven Rage - Tuesday, October 26, 2010
• The Grim Rev. Rage on LIVE Blog Radio! - Thursday, September 16, 2010
• nobody is more brilliantly repulsive than rage, September 7, 2010 - Friday, September 10, 2010
• Comment/Review - Thursday, July 01, 2010
• Comments/Review - Thursday, July 01, 2010
• I uncovered a forgotten (potential) gem in my shed!! - Saturday, March 13, 2010
• Rotten Little Animals - Saturday, March 06, 2010
• Carnageland by David Barbee - Friday, February 26, 2010
•  Archelon Ranch by Garrett Cook - Wednesday, February 24, 2010  
• New review for "You Morbid Westphal" - Wednesday, February 17, 2010
• Shatnerquake by Jeff Burk - Thursday, February 04, 2010
• ALL THE RAGE!! - Wednesday, December 16, 2009
• The Dope Fiend's Holy War - Wednesday, December 02, 2009
• You Morbid Westphal - Thursday, November 19, 2009
• Murderland II: Life Dring Wartime - Thursday, November 19, 2009
• Eric Mays' "Naked Metamorphosis" - Saturday, November 14, 2009
• Suicide Girls in the Afterlife - Friday, November 06, 2009
• Fistful of Feet - Friday, November 06, 2009
• A Million Versions of Right - Friday, November 06, 2009
• Is Bizarro a Movement or a Fad? - Sunday, July 12, 2009
• vivid, explicit, inventive and engrossing...with fangs on it! - Thursday, June 11, 2009
• You Morbid Westphal - Monday, March 02, 2009
• PILATE: A Brutal Bible Tale - Monday, March 02, 2009
• The Pharisees make their deal with the Devil.... - Tuesday, August 26, 2008
• See the Christ. Watch as She Raises the Dead... - Sunday, August 24, 2008
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• Inside Herod's Throne Room.... - Thursday, August 14, 2008
• Excerpted from "PILATE: A Brutal Bible Tale" - Wednesday, August 13, 2008
• More from "PILATE: A Brutal Bible Tale" - Wednesday, August 13, 2008
• I wanted to see how far Steven Rage would go...and he went far! - Saturday, August 09, 2008
• New Horror Writer Tackles Controversial Subject Matter - Saturday, August 09, 2008
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