Blogs by The Grim Reverend Steven Rage
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1/26/2011 12:09:08 PM
Didn't mean to interrupt, but this weekend (Jan 28-29th) Amazon and I will be giving away FREE Kindle editions for FREE. Did I mention they were FREE? Good. Dig:
Please Note: The Grim Reverend Steven Rage’s literary assaults contain graphic violence, illicit drug use, non-consensual extreme sex, and potentially offensive material given the religious references. Be forewarned! Brutal Bible Tales are not for the faint of heart. NC-17. These are NOT your parents’ bible stories.
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A leaner and much cleaner hellified re-mix of ‘PILATE‘ [Paperback]:Product Description
Re-written from “PILATE” in first person, present tense, here is where the Brutal Bible Tales began: Pontius Pilate is cursed to be a vampire: Life after life after life. PILATE is a drug lord vampire in this re-telling of Christ‘s final days. When given yet another chance to save the Earth’s latest Christ, will the re-incarnated Pilate choose to protect Her? Or, will he wash his hands once again? EDITED for a short PG-13 Harbor experience.
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Short stories of darkness and dismay, snorting souls, Satan and the New Christ make a bet, Pontious Pilate is re-born a vampire, evil ghosts and wicked demons. Dark shit from The Most Depraved Writer in Print. Recognize.
Immanuel the Christ has some nerve. Jonah has already lost everyone he loves to Pilate the vampire and his Harbor drug violence. Jonah now trudges through his days staying as high on Plata as possible. He just wants to be left alone while he waits for his turn to die.
The Christ has other plans for him. She sends Her messenger, Pedro, to assign Jonah the very dangerous task of ordering the Herod to dismantle the Harbor’s Plata trade. Jonah has a choice: fight or flight. He decides to run. But you can’t run from God forever. As Jonah learns the hard way when the ‘Edmund Fitzgerald‘ founders and goes down in rough seas, with the reluctant prophet on board.
Job is Satan’s Chosen One and he doesn’t take kindly to orders from some upstart prophet. Rather than acquiescing, Job thinks caving Jonah’s head in with a tire iron is the best bet. Jonah finds himself out of the frying pan, but firmly fixed in the fire. Then the Lord Herself starts dispatching Job’s children. One at a time, until the Herod of The Harbor finally obeys.
“BELLY: A Brutal Bible
Our hapless prophet finds himself in the
Wrong damn place at the wrong damn
THE blood that blossomed from the center
of his chest was only a trickle when it
should have been a torrent. The sharpened
ice pick stuck there quivered like a
plucked piano chord. The dealer eyed the
plastic dirty duct taped handle, then the
emaciated junkie bitch that had just
stabbed him. The fiend still crowed about
his weak shorted sack whilst the dealer
grasped the pick with his strong hand. He
tugged fiercely, but it would not budge.
The ice pick was buried in the hard bone
of his sternum. He should have been
grateful. Two inches to the left and there
would be one less nigga in The Harbor.
No matter how hard the dealer tried it
would not pull free. The dealer was staring
at it, getting more and more frustrated at
the bone encased ice pick. The
fiend’s pealing was getting on his tits
and that was a problem he could solve.
The dealer let go of the ice pick and a
hidden snub-nose emerged from his
waistband. He pointed it at the whiny little
bitch and made the angry spewing face
vaporize in an instant red fog. It was finally
quiet enough to think, the loud f***.
As if on cue everybody ran but a long
“Shouldn’t even be
here,” he mumbled.
The shaken dealer having heard yet
another motherf***er open his pie hole
turned and pointed the hot muzzle at
Jonah. His face paled. Too frightened to
move He shit himself. Jonah was going to
die right here, right in the very last place he
wanted to be. Jonah found himself staring
at a loaded gun pointing bleak and hard
The dealer fired point blank into
Jonah’s chest. He felt the concussion
shove him away. He folded his shoulders
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