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Didn't mean to interrupt, but this weekend (Jan 28-29th) Amazon and I will be giving away FREE Kindle editions for FREE. Did I mention they were FREE? Good. Dig:

Please Note: The Grim Reverend Steven Rage’s literary assaults contain graphic violence, illicit drug use, non-consensual extreme sex, and potentially offensive material given the religious references. Be forewarned! Brutal Bible Tales are not for the faint of heart. NC-17. These are NOT your parents’ bible stories.

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A leaner and much cleaner hellified re-mix of ‘PILATE‘ [Paperback]:Product Description
Re-written from “PILATE” in first person, present tense, here is where the Brutal Bible Tales began: Pontius Pilate is cursed to be a vampire: Life after life after life. PILATE is a drug lord vampire in this re-telling of Christ‘s final days. When given yet another chance to save the Earth’s latest Christ, will the re-incarnated Pilate choose to protect Her? Or, will he wash his hands once again? EDITED for a short PG-13 Harbor experience.

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Short stories of darkness and dismay, snorting souls, Satan and the New Christ make a bet, Pontious Pilate is re-born a vampire, evil ghosts and wicked demons. Dark shit from The Most Depraved Writer in Print. Recognize.

“BELLY” Synopsis:

Immanuel the Christ has some nerve. Jonah has already lost everyone he loves to Pilate the vampire and his Harbor drug violence. Jonah now trudges through his days staying as high on Plata as possible. He just wants to be left alone while he waits for his turn to die.
The Christ has other plans for him. She sends Her messenger, Pedro, to assign Jonah the very dangerous task of ordering the Herod to dismantle the Harbor’s Plata trade. Jonah has a choice: fight or flight. He decides to run. But you can’t run from God forever. As Jonah learns the hard way when the ‘Edmund Fitzgerald‘ founders and goes down in rough seas, with the reluctant prophet on board.
Job is Satan’s Chosen One and he doesn’t take kindly to orders from some upstart prophet. Rather than acquiescing, Job thinks caving Jonah’s head in with a tire iron is the best bet. Jonah finds himself out of the frying pan, but firmly fixed in the fire. Then the Lord Herself starts dispatching Job’s children. One at a time, until the Herod of The Harbor finally obeys.

“BELLY: A Brutal Bible  
Chapter One  
Our hapless prophet finds himself in the  
Wrong damn place at the wrong damn  
THE blood that blossomed from the center  
of his chest was only a trickle when it  
should have been a torrent. The sharpened  
ice pick stuck there quivered like a  
plucked piano chord. The dealer eyed the  
plastic dirty duct taped handle, then the  
emaciated junkie bitch that had just  
stabbed him. The fiend still crowed about  
his weak shorted sack whilst the dealer  
grasped the pick with his strong hand. He  
tugged fiercely, but it would not budge.  
The ice pick was buried in the hard bone  
of his sternum. He should have been  
grateful. Two inches to the left and there  
would be one less nigga in The Harbor.  
No matter how hard the dealer tried it  
would not pull free. The dealer was staring  

at it, getting more and more frustrated at  
the bone encased ice pick. The  
fiend’s pealing was getting on his tits  
and that was a problem he could solve.  
The dealer let go of the ice pick and a  
hidden snub-nose emerged from his  
waistband. He pointed it at the whiny little  
bitch and made the angry spewing face  
vaporize in an instant red fog. It was finally  
quiet enough to think, the loud f***.  
As if on cue everybody ran but a long  
greasy-haired Jonah.  
“Shouldn’t even be  
here,” he mumbled.  
The shaken dealer having heard yet  
another motherf***er open his pie hole  
turned and pointed the hot muzzle at  
Jonah. His face paled. Too frightened to  
move He shit himself. Jonah was going to  
die right here, right in the very last place he  
wanted to be. Jonah found himself staring  
at a loaded gun pointing bleak and hard  
into him.  
The dealer fired point blank into  
Jonah’s chest. He felt the concussion  
shove him away. He folded his shoulders  

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Thank you most sincerely for your interest in the work of RAGE. The following primer is a chilling stew of characters, situations and backgrounds that permeate my first half-dozen books. It is an introduction to my world and you are most welcome. Enter of your own free will …

***ATTN: Sick Freaks and Fans of Rage***…For the love of all that’s unholy, PLEASE ‘SHARE’ my dark shit with all your friends and enemies.

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• Suicide Girls in the Afterlife - Friday, November 06, 2009
• Fistful of Feet - Friday, November 06, 2009
• A Million Versions of Right - Friday, November 06, 2009
• Is Bizarro a Movement or a Fad? - Sunday, July 12, 2009
• vivid, explicit, inventive and engrossing...with fangs on it! - Thursday, June 11, 2009
• You Morbid Westphal - Monday, March 02, 2009
• PILATE: A Brutal Bible Tale - Monday, March 02, 2009
• The Pharisees make their deal with the Devil.... - Tuesday, August 26, 2008
• See the Christ. Watch as She Raises the Dead... - Sunday, August 24, 2008
• Before the cock crows thrice... - Thursday, August 21, 2008
• See the vampire's lair... - Wednesday, August 20, 2008
• PILATE saves the Christ from getting Herself beaten and raped... - Saturday, August 16, 2008
• Inside Herod's Throne Room.... - Thursday, August 14, 2008
• Excerpted from "PILATE: A Brutal Bible Tale" - Wednesday, August 13, 2008
• More from "PILATE: A Brutal Bible Tale" - Wednesday, August 13, 2008
• I wanted to see how far Steven Rage would go...and he went far! - Saturday, August 09, 2008
• New Horror Writer Tackles Controversial Subject Matter - Saturday, August 09, 2008
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