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Haiku Error Messages
7/8/2006 6:08:42 AM    [ Flag as Inappropriate ]

I received this as e-mail and thought
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Some very talented people, with no life of 
their own, have replaced the impersonal
and unhelpful Microsoft error messages 
with Haiku poetry messages. 
 
Haiku Poetry has strict construction 
rules: Each poem has only 17 Syllables 
- 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in 
the second, 5 in the third. They are 
used to communicate a timeless message,
Often achieving a wistful, yearning, 
and powerful insight through extreme
brevity. Here are some actual error 
messages.  Aren't these better than 
"your computer has performed an 
illegal operation?"
 
 
 
---------------------------------------------------------------------
 
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist
 
--------------------------------------------
 
Chaos reigns within
Reflect, repent, and reboot
Order shall return
 
--------------------------------------------
 
Program aborting
Close all that you have worked on
You ask far too much
 
--------------------------------------------
 
Windows NT crashed
I am the Blue Screen of Death
No one hears your screams
 
--------------------------------------------
 
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
 
--------------------------------------------
 
Your file was so big
It might be very useful
But now it is gone
 
--------------------------------------------
 
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
 
--------------------------------------------
 
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone
 
--------------------------------------------
 
Three things are certain
Death, taxes and lost data
Guess which has occurred
 
--------------------------------------------
 
You step in the stream
But the water has moved on
This page is not here
 
--------------------------------------------
 
Out of memory
We wish to hold the whole sky
But we never will
 
--------------------------------------------
 
Having been erased
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped
 
--------------------------------------------
 
Serious error
All shortcuts have disappeared
Screen, Mind, both are blank
 
--------------------------------------------
 
I ate your Web page
Forgive me; it was tasty
And tart on my tongue
 

 



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More Blogs by Sherry Gail Heim
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•  Haiku Error Messages - Saturday, July 08, 2006  
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• We Are Ultimately Responsible - Thursday, May 04, 2006
• Dude, where's my Civil War? - Wednesday, May 03, 2006
• Easter Traditions - Sunday, April 16, 2006
• I Was Once A Sailor - Friday, March 17, 2006
• Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. on Love and Hate - Wednesday, December 28, 2005
• It's Time to Pin a Few Medals ... - Sunday, December 18, 2005
• An inspiring message - Monday, December 05, 2005
• Ben Stein's Last Column - Saturday, October 08, 2005
• In Katrina I Didnt See Racism, I Saw Brotherhood - Thursday, September 22, 2005
• What's really behind the chaos in New Orleans? - Tuesday, September 20, 2005
• It was not the Federal Government's Responsibility - Monday, September 05, 2005
• Positive Report From Iraq - Friday, September 02, 2005
• Survival:Ultimately Our Own Responsibility - Friday, September 02, 2005
• Europe, Thy Name Is Cowardice - Sunday, August 07, 2005
• Getting Grandma - Sunday, August 07, 2005
• The Terrorists Motivation: Islam - Wednesday, July 27, 2005
• Peace If Possible, War If Necessary - Sunday, July 24, 2005
• Terrorism's Root Causes - Sunday, July 17, 2005
• A Shreveport Judge's Report on Iraq - Saturday, July 16, 2005
• The Last Full Measure - Wednesday, June 15, 2005
• Accept Yourself - Monday, May 09, 2005
• Finally They Have Come Home - Sunday, May 08, 2005
• Political Correctness and Incompetence - Sunday, March 20, 2005
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