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Haiku Error Messages
7/8/2006 6:08:42 AM
I received this as e-mail and thought
I would share it with you.


Some very talented people, with no life of 
their own, have replaced the impersonal
and unhelpful Microsoft error messages 
with Haiku poetry messages. 
 
Haiku Poetry has strict construction 
rules: Each poem has only 17 Syllables 
- 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in 
the second, 5 in the third. They are 
used to communicate a timeless message,
Often achieving a wistful, yearning, 
and powerful insight through extreme
brevity. Here are some actual error 
messages.  Aren't these better than 
"your computer has performed an 
illegal operation?"
 
 
 
---------------------------------------------------------------------
 
The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist
 
--------------------------------------------
 
Chaos reigns within
Reflect, repent, and reboot
Order shall return
 
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Program aborting
Close all that you have worked on
You ask far too much
 
--------------------------------------------
 
Windows NT crashed
I am the Blue Screen of Death
No one hears your screams
 
--------------------------------------------
 
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
 
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Your file was so big
It might be very useful
But now it is gone
 
--------------------------------------------
 
Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down
 
--------------------------------------------
 
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone
 
--------------------------------------------
 
Three things are certain
Death, taxes and lost data
Guess which has occurred
 
--------------------------------------------
 
You step in the stream
But the water has moved on
This page is not here
 
--------------------------------------------
 
Out of memory
We wish to hold the whole sky
But we never will
 
--------------------------------------------
 
Having been erased
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped
 
--------------------------------------------
 
Serious error
All shortcuts have disappeared
Screen, Mind, both are blank
 
--------------------------------------------
 
I ate your Web page
Forgive me; it was tasty
And tart on my tongue
 

 



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More Blogs by Sherry Gail Heim
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•  Haiku Error Messages - Saturday, July 08, 2006  
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• Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. on Love and Hate - Wednesday, December 28, 2005
• It's Time to Pin a Few Medals ... - Sunday, December 18, 2005
• An inspiring message - Monday, December 05, 2005
• Ben Stein's Last Column - Saturday, October 08, 2005
• In Katrina I Didnt See Racism, I Saw Brotherhood - Thursday, September 22, 2005
• What's really behind the chaos in New Orleans? - Tuesday, September 20, 2005
• It was not the Federal Government's Responsibility - Monday, September 05, 2005
• Positive Report From Iraq - Friday, September 02, 2005
• Survival:Ultimately Our Own Responsibility - Friday, September 02, 2005
• Europe, Thy Name Is Cowardice - Sunday, August 07, 2005
• Getting Grandma - Sunday, August 07, 2005
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• Peace If Possible, War If Necessary - Sunday, July 24, 2005
• Terrorism's Root Causes - Sunday, July 17, 2005
• A Shreveport Judge's Report on Iraq - Saturday, July 16, 2005
• The Last Full Measure - Wednesday, June 15, 2005
• Accept Yourself - Monday, May 09, 2005
• Finally They Have Come Home - Sunday, May 08, 2005
• Political Correctness and Incompetence - Sunday, March 20, 2005
• Three Letters - Friday, March 11, 2005
• The Iraqi Elections - Sunday, January 30, 2005
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