Blogs by Regis Auffray
A Little Biblical Humor
11/3/2009 10:52:06 AM
You may have seen this before. I had not. Smile!!!
A LITTLE BIBLICAL HUMOR
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the
A. Noah He was floating his stock
while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier
in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went
down to the bank of the Nile and
drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the
A. David's Triumph was heard throughout
the land. Also, probably a Honda, because
the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the
A. Samson. He brought the house
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his
children as to why he no longer lived in
A. Your mother ate us out of house
Q. Which servant of God was the most
flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially
A. The area around Jordan, the
banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter
mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on
the deck. (Groan .....)
PS. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to
Yup, it's in the Bible. It
says . . . "He-brews"
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