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Blogs by Janna Hill
How To Deter a Nice Guy
1/11/2012 11:40:50 PM
This may be a tad fictitious ;}
It’s easy to shuck bad guys. If he’s a jerk it’s real easy but nice guys, well it’s hard for me to intentionally hurt their feelings.
Here are a few tactics I’ve learned over the years to force them to drop me then we’re both relieved. His ego is intact and I don’t feel guilty.
Example:
He looked good so you gladly danced with him but now you see he’s a clod. Suffer through the dance but limp off of the dance floor telling him you need to go to the ladies room & tighten your prosthesis. Explain to him how the straps on your artificial leg rub your privates so raw that they ooze bloody junk.
If he was a fun date but you don’t want to get intimate or exchange any body fluids, when he leans in for that dreaded kiss tell him you’re just getting over thrush. If that doesn’t deter him elaborate on how you are plagued by yeast and sometimes get the foulest vaginal infections imaginable.
If you’ve gone so far as to sleep with him and find that the chemistry was in the booze and now that you’re sober he just doesn’t do it far you - pretend to be dead. If he notices he may be a keeper.
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• Blurbs and Blogs... - Wednesday, March 14, 2012
• Update to free promo - Monday, March 05, 2012
• How To Deter a Nice Guy - Wednesday, January 11, 2012
• I'm Not In the Mood - Friday, January 06, 2012
• I'll see you later - Sunday, September 11, 2011
• I Shall Wear White - Monday, September 05, 2011
• Imperfections and All - Friday, July 29, 2011
• A look back - Tuesday, July 26, 2011
• Inspired - Sunday, July 24, 2011
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