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Summertime in Springfield
4/14/2012 11:29:26 AM
Homer Simpson, here, dreaming about a hot day in July, and picnicking, yes it's getting time for some BBQ, and about time for putting some Southern cooking in your mouth.
Dear Reader,
Here we Simpson's are at the beginning of Spring, Spring, Spring, in my beloved Springfield. Louis Carrol wrote that the beginning is the best place to start. I figured that way we wouldn't miss anything. God thought so and thus, "In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth."
And shortly thereafter, Al Gore invented the Internet, and said, "Let there be blog!"
And there was blog, and blog and blog and more blog, Google Adsense Nauseum. Southey Mouths could not get the owls to hoot fast enough, ebony darkness and all, in time to wisely read this before someone is likely to have published some antitheses of what you are syllabifying here. Therefore, I will make this short and sweet. Thanks for for reading my blog, there for you a tasty treat. I hope you found it was no repeat.
Smile now, & get Homer's BBQ pig and beef,
That smoke grilled "sunshine" into your teeth,
Relax old friend! Your day's work is done,
Time to chow down my meat stuffed buns.
(Splashing lighter fluid on the charcoal, and throwing down a match...Swoosh!)
So come on everybody take your seats,
Take time and enjoy some-thing sweet,
Pork ribs juicy and sizzling steaks,
Dig in y'all and let's eat some meat.
Doh! Gosh, darn it, I better stop writing and smoking this weed, because Marge just said,
"Hep yourselves," and "Homer, it's time to eat!"
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Homer
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