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Another Benchmark Reached!

5/11/2007 2:17:00 AM

by Tom Hyland


Well, Laddies and Lasses, It happened sometime during the night, the Counter clicked over... 165,000 HITS!

I had to go back and check the prior post to be sure, but it has been just a couple of days past TWO MONTHS! That means 15,000 visits occurred in that short period of time, or an average of 7,500 per month... 250 hits per day! WOW!

In the inimitable words of ELVIS...

"Thank you, thank you... thank you very much!"

I guess this warrants a little 'ditty' right?




Another Benchmark Reached!

Copyright: May 11, 2007 - Tom Hyland

Little, by little... just a tad each Time,
I posted some 'poesy' n' pieces and bits,
Some of which, happened to Rhyme.

In just sixty days, another fifteen KAYS!
Now totalling 165 thousand 'hits.'
So excited... pardon my HOORAYS!

Work up at 4:09 am, for some stupid Reason,
So the cisms may be missing at the end of my wits?
As the Sun also Rises, for 'tis the Spring Season!

Now, quick like a bunny, or even a Hare,
precociously picking his pernicious nits,
It's back to bed now, rejoining my NightMARE.



Yeah, I know... a bit forced...
but the grey matter had to run its course!

Ma in her kerchief, and I in my cap...
Back to the "Boogie Man" to finish our nap!


QUESTION:

If Testosterone is produced by the Testes,
IS Teats-tosterone what comes from the Teats?

?
?
?
?

NAH! it's called M-I-L-K !!!

:) :) :) J-PAL... Tom.




More News by Tom Hyland

· STATS ? - 8/1/2015 8:14:00 AM
· PATRICIA ANN ALLEN - 4/3/2014 5:48:00 PM
· JERSEY DEVIL... aka KNAVE WUSS-A-LOT Update ! - 3/7/2014 12:51:00 PM
· JERSEY DEVIL HANGING IN THERE STILL ! - 2/11/2014 1:19:00 AM
· ED MATLACK IN HOSPITAL ! - 11/24/2013 10:31:00 AM
· ONE MILLION ! - 4/2/2013 4:55:00 AM
· ONLY 2,639 TO GO! - 3/22/2013 7:50:00 AM
· 805,000 + HITS ! - 1/7/2012 7:35:00 PM
· R.I.P. GEORG E. MATEOS - 8/4/2011 6:03:00 AM
· 700,051 HITS ! - 5/1/2011 10:56:00 PM
· THE PRICE OF FREEDOM - BOOK REVIEW - 9/11/2010 1:06:00 PM
· 600,011 HITS ! - 7/11/2010 6:32:00 PM
· TOM-KAT'S STATS - 12/8/2009 4:08:00 AM
· GOBBLE-GOBBLE - 11/26/2009 3:01:00 PM
· A BLESSED FOURTH - LET FREEDOM RING - 6/29/2009 9:51:00 PM
· JUST PASSED 402,000 HITS! - 4/8/2009 6:14:00 AM
· TA-DAH - 1/30/2009 8:41:00 PM
· 350,751 HITS ! - 12/3/2008 5:36:00 PM
· 300,000 Visitors! - 7/29/2008 7:34:00 AM
· AMERICA - Freedom to Fascism - REVIEW of DOC - 5/31/2008 8:14:00 AM
· ONE-QUARTER MILLION - NOT DOLLARS! - 4/25/2008 11:58:00 AM
· MATT IS ALIVE AND WELL! - 3/12/2008 5:58:00 PM
· STATS - ALMOST 240,000 - 3/9/2008 6:08:00 PM
· 200,284 HITS OR VISITS !!! - 10/23/2007 12:07:00 PM
· PASSED 185,000 VISITS NOW. - 8/20/2007 8:46:00 PM
· WOW - 175,000 HITS! - 6/27/2007 8:11:00 PM
· Just Passed 150,000 Visitors - 3/7/2007 9:13:00 PM
· HO ! HO ! HO ! - 12/3/2006 8:52:00 AM
· Hits, or Visits - Update = 140,000! - 7/25/2006 8:53:00 AM
· First Book CANCELLED! - 6/8/2006 11:14:00 AM
· First Book Published! - 6/9/2005 1:12:00 PM
· I'm being COMPOSED! - 4/27/2005 2:57:00 PM
· BAWLMER BOYHOOD - my First Book - 11/21/2004 6:31:00 AM
· Poem "Autumn Leaves" POSTED - 9/18/2004 7:14:00 PM
· Love Is Like ... published in PASSION Anthology - 9/10/2003 5:34:00 PM
· ACCEPTANCE OF FIRST BOOK !!! - 5/17/2003 7:46:00 AM

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