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POLITICAL SCIENCE CLASS NO. 1

A. The Purpose of Politics -

1) The purpose of politics is to find out who your enemy is so you can ruin his life or kill him. Enemies are those persons who would stand in the way of getting what you want, say, a certain lifestyle. Pacifists, those persons who do not want to kill for your lifestyle or to be welcome mats for your changes, are of course your natural enemies.

B. Lie to suit your Purpose –

1) People are generally afraid of the killing fields, and their interests are too diverse to get them to willingly cooperate in the ruination and killing of your enemies unless you lie to them.

a) For example, since they are afraid of death, convince them that your enemy has weapons of mass destruction and plans on killing millions of them.

b) For example, if someone objects to your plans and personally denounces you, you can simply smile and say you like him, and then summarily dismiss his concerns as if they were irrelevant. Or you can call him a traitor or accuse him of being a coward. Or you can call him a hate-monger – even if he has not assaulted, battered, and killed a single person, and you have lots of blood on your hands; this technique is particularly effective, because your friends need an excuse to kill him for you and thus rid themselves of guilt. Of course it is best to be polite or politically correct – “politic” – when verbally engaging your enemies, using choice implications, insinuations, and the like. And be sure to note that you would kill for your enemy's right to express his views even though you could care less about them.


QUESTIONS:

What is the purpose of politics?
What must you remember to obtain your goals? Give examples.


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