From this weeks edition of The Rockstar Ramblings:

Axl Rose (Guns N Roses) during his recent tour fired his entire road crew for allowing him to nap during the time he was suppose to go on stage. The tricky part to this is that Rose has strict instructions to not wake him under ANY circumstances. The crew was eventually rehired, but led to this job wanted advertisement...WANTED: Person with telepathic powers and an acute sense of time; need to be able to communicate to another person through their dreams without knowing they are being awakened; NOTE: supervisor unstable…

Nikki Sixx (Motley Crue) is planning to release another autobiographical book titled This Is Gonna Hurt. Judging from the title this will be another diary type collection of Nikki’s life, or the story of that time Sixx and Tommy Lee were drunk, alone, and Tommy told Nikki that if he holds still that this is only gonna hurt a little bit…

Answer: Permanent Vacation. Question: What is the punch line consistently used by the media to describe the future relationship of Joe Perry (Aerosmith) and Steven Tyler (American Idol)?...

Don’t hold your breath, but David Lee Roth (Van Halen) confirmed that you will hear Van Halen in seven to eight months. Should be mentioned that he was with his dog at a Scottish Gathering and Games dog show; no word on if his dog placed. Rumors aside, Roth was photographed with a dark goatee which tells me that we might see the same comeback transformation that we saw when WWF wrestler, Hulk Hogan turned into Hollywood Hogan, going to the dark side…

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