Stress Dieters Rejoice
Sunday, December 17, 2006 2:15:00 PM
by Barbara Sue
|The following article is a guarded secret diet that is just now being published due to the demands of stress dieters anonymous.(SDA)(which is not yet licensed)
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help
cope with the stress that builds during the day.
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk
small portion lean, steamed chicken
with a cup of spinach
cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's Kiss
The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream
with chocolate-chip topping
4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size Supreme pizza
3 Snickers bar
LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake
(eaten directly from the freezer)
"Stressed" spelled backward is "desserts"
It has been said, that if you send a
copy of this special diet to four friends, you may lose two pounds..
Send this to all the people you know
(or ever knew),
and you will lose 10 pounds. (??)
If you delete this page
you will gain 10 pounds immediately.
(you want to take the chance?)
Better send this on or you stand the chance of becoming fatter..(ha ha)
I love chocolate, in any way, shape or form. I also belong to the Chocolate Lovers Anonymous. (CAL)