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Funny Poems
Monday, September 23, 2002 11:07:00 PM
by William Fairbrother
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"Funny Poems"
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One Saturday morning amidst cartoons and commercials I stuck my tongue out far as I could,
closed my eyes, touched the tip to the screen scooted back licking everywhere inside my mouth.
Then got on my knees, shuffled up and pressed the top of my tongue flat on the screen for half-a-minute.
That night I had nightmares - the screen cracking and me dissolving.
The next morning I named the flavor 'Silver.'
In the evenings Mom would say 'Looks like you kids've been fingerpainting the tv again.'
She'd go grab the Windex and the towel from the refrigerator handle.
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