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The Any Agency: Wild Violets
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Introducing Anna Bradford, Private Investigator, taking on the Case of the Wild Violets...  
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Funny Poems
Monday, September 23, 2002  11:07:00 PM

by William Fairbrother

New killer eChapbook out!

"Funny Poems"
From the sweet* to the sublime, from odd to bizarre, from LOL to black and sick... < To get more than a glimpse into another's sense of humor is the most significant intimacy. > Just a $1 donation - [21 poems in PDF format] - send request to ... ((Another fine-mess production by VirtualItch (
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One Saturday morning amidst cartoons and commercials I stuck my tongue out far as I could,
closed my eyes, touched the tip to the screen scooted back licking everywhere inside my mouth.
Then got on my knees, shuffled up and pressed the top of my tongue flat on the screen for half-a-minute.
That night I had nightmares - the screen cracking and me dissolving.
The next morning I named the flavor 'Silver.'
In the evenings Mom would say 'Looks like you kids've been fingerpainting the tv again.'
She'd go grab the Windex and the towel from the refrigerator handle.


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Antologia Poética Amante das Leituras
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