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Mel Hathorn

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Books
· The Prisoner's Dilemma

· Celts and Kings

· The Castlereagh Connection


Short Stories
· Thanksgiving Day Dinner at Oliver Wight Tavern in Old Sturbridge Village

· Spanking Plato: Prologue - Chapter 3

· Sticking it to the Man

· Women in White: Parts 1-6

· Men In Black

· A Study and Discussion Guide to The Prisoner's Dilemma

· The Corporation Who Mistook Itself for a Person

· The Gymnast

· No Broccoli Tonight!!!

· The Prisoner's Dilemma (Authors note)


Articles
· Stages in the development of Social Change

· But Who's Going To Clean The Toilets?

· George Will's Unanswered Questions

· The People's Fund

· Letter to World Leaders

· An Open Letter to Connecticut Transit

· Constitutional Amendment to end Corporate Personhood

· Is Reaganomics Dead?

· A Reasonable Teaching Philosophy?

· No Taxation Without Representation


Poetry
· Georgie Porgie

· The Battle Hymn of the Republic Updated" contributed

· Lament for Lost Liberties

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News
· Spanking Plato

· Nobel Prize Nomination

· The First Crack in the Wall

· Are the predictions I made in The Prisoner’s Dilemma happening?

· Get The Prisoner's Dilemma free!

· Dust Cover Copy for The Prisoner's Dilemma

· New Review Re: Celts and Kings

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A New Business!

5/30/2012 7:27:00 AM

by Mel Hathorn


Cursive Curses offers a new service for aggrieved individuals; we will write out a curse for you to deliver to the bank, insurance company, utility, etc of your choice.

Announcing a new service!!

 

Since corporations are now considered persons, this means as individuals they are subject to the same liabilities as real people. One of those liabilities is the risk of the another's curse. Traditionally, many have expressed their anger at another person by the ancient tradition of cursing them. All cultures have a variant of the curse. Arabic curses and voodoo curses are a few examples.

 

Cursive Curses offers a new service for aggrieved individuals; we will write out a curse for you to deliver to the bank, insurance company, utility, etc of your choice. Below is a listing of services you may use.

 

Imagine the surprised look on the face of your bank loan officer when on a Monday morning you deposit a plastic model of the bank with 100 pins stuck in it and announce in a loud voice to the lobby a curse such as the following:

 

May ten-thousand regulators descend on your front, lobby; may 5000 dogs defecate at your front door thus demonstrating the quality of your services. May your voice mail system crash and you be forced to use real people to answer your phones; may your CEO be drawn and quartered.

 

Imagine instead of 1000 depositors, in the front lobby, the bank has 1000 cursers. Or even better, imagine a rally of 5000 people on the streets fronting the bank cursing through a microphone or even a mic check.

 

Our prices and services:

 

$25.00 Individualized cursive curse hand scripted on parchment.

 

$50.00 Individualized curse as above with a hand-produced clay model of the bank or corporation. (note: each pin costs $.25)

 

$75.00 Same as the $50 value but a plastic model for permanent use.

 

$100.00 Same as the $75.00 value but hand-delivered by one of our couriers.

 

Call Cursive cursors today! 1-800-CURSIVE. Don’t wait. Get justice now. Visit CursiveCursers.com for more info.

 



More News by Mel Hathorn

· Spanking Plato - 3/2/2012 7:55:00 AM
· Nobel Prize Nomination - 1/6/2012 9:19:00 AM
· The First Crack in the Wall - 3/2/2011 6:06:00 AM
· Are the predictions I made in The Prisoner’s Dilemma happening? - 3/24/2010 7:09:00 AM
· Get The Prisoner's Dilemma free! - 10/24/2009 3:56:00 AM
· Dust Cover Copy for The Prisoner's Dilemma - 2/3/2009 10:36:00 AM
· New Review Re: Celts and Kings - 10/30/2007 10:06:00 AM
· An Interview With Mel Hathorn about Celts and Kings - 9/13/2007 11:13:00 AM
· An Open Letter to Donald Trump - 11/14/2005 8:11:00 AM
· Cover Copy for Celts and Kings - 4/6/2005 7:23:00 AM
· Reaction to Celts and Kings so far - 5/31/2004 8:14:00 AM
· New novel!  - 3/28/2004 6:49:00 AM
· An Open Letter To Ted Turner, Rupert Murdock and Other Media Moguls - 5/29/2003 8:33:00 AM
· Excerpts from The Croesus Question - 3/19/2002 6:41:00 AM
· Excerpts from The Cable Connection - 3/19/2002 6:36:00 AM
· Excerpts from The Castlereagh Connection - 3/19/2002 6:32:00 AM
· Excerpts from The Journey: A Story For Those Who Blew It Or Are About To - 3/18/2002 12:21:00 PM

Books by
Mel Hathorn



The Prisoner's Dilemma

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Celts and Kings

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The Castlereagh Connection

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