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Missing - News you don't want to hear about!
Saturday, June 22, 2002 10:49:00 AM
by David S Taub
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| This is probably news you really shouldn't (and probably won't) want to pass on |
It's true ! No seriously!! I am all out of news - at least for today.
And if you don't believe me, you can ask any number of reliable sources including my wife, my mother and my website master of www.ukpoet.cjb.net
It's no laughing matter, ya know! When I work up, had my first cup of coffee, and then wondered what news I had, I went pale as the realisation slowly sunk in. Then it hit me...
I Have NO news!
"What if word gets out?" I thought, grasping for a cigarette, and trying to light it with shaking hand!
This could ruin my reputation. Please God, that nobody should read this and pass the word around!
Then it hit me, and a broad grin burst forth as I stared out the window. Thank God for the weather!
The good news for today is that there is weather happening everywhere!
David Taub is a member of
The British organisation 'National Union of Journalists' (NUJ);
The Florida Writers' Association;
Columnist for the UK magazine 'Poetry Now';
Freelance writer for various UK and USA magazines;
Co-author of Language of Souls (listed on amazon.com)
Website: www.ukpoet.cjb.net
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