Brandon Faulkner is an egotistical, self-confessed player who believes the only consideration his lovers require is the honor of being the one he chooses for the night. When Brandon stumbles on Gothic networking website, Crystalline Court, he thinks all his sexual fantasies have been answered.
He arranges to meet three guys over the course of one weekend, but it's a gorgeous young man named Lewis who immediately captures Brandon's attention. Lewis is like no one he’s ever met, and Brandon's determined to win him over, even if it means catering to Lewis' rather eccentric requests.
What follows is a comedy of errors as Brandon desperately tries to impress the seemingly unimpressible Lewis. For the first time in his life he has to rely on more than looks to get the guy. It’s Lewis’ oddball ways that set him apart from average and make him unforgettable. To steal his heart, Brandon must search inside himself to be the man Lewis needs and wants. And, while doing so, Brandon realises that a left of center relationship, with a left of center guy, is exactly what his life’s been missing.