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Edward C. Patterson

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· Pacific Crimson - Forget Me Not

· Belmundus

· In the Shadow of Her Hem

· A Reader's Guide to Author's Jargon and Other Ravings from the Blogosphere

· Swan Coud - Southen Swallow Book III

· The Road to Grafenwöhr

· The People's Treasure

· Oh, Dainty Triolet

· The Nan Tu - Southern Swallow Book II

· Look Away Silence


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· What Readers are saying about The Road to Grafenwöhr

· My message to the Military Members of Operation eBook Drop

· Operation eBook Drop - Update

· Veterans Day

· Five Star Review for Look Away Silence

· Author icon - Victor Banis reviews The Jade Owl

· Operation EBook Drop

· Ellen George's Review of Look Away Silence

· Interview with Noted Author Edward C. Patterson (Examiner)


Poetry
· Out at Second Base

· We Called It Love Day

· His Last Hand

· Eruption

· Who Gets the Flag

· Courage Inner

· U-tsu-li-tsi tsa-du-li-a

· Two Poems from Come, Wewoka

· Along the Wall

· Passing in My Arms

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· Belmundus - Press Release

· FREE on January 5th and 6th - Reader's Guide to Author's Jargon

· FREE at Smashwords until Friday 1/4/13

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Cutting the Cheese on the Kindle - Reduced

4/16/2009 11:18:00 AM

by Edward C. Patterson


On sale for the Kindle for $ .99

Laff your . . . well, belly off, with my comic romp in my novel Cutting the Cheese  - now available for a limited time on the Kindle for $ .99.



http://www.amazon.com/Cutting-the-Cheese/dp/B0010K2ER6/
Cutting the Cheese

From one reader: "As I read Cutting the Cheese, I couldn't help but be reminded of The Birdcage though Patterson's characters are more engaging and entertaining than the best Nathan Lane produced on the big screen. Patterson's humor and cadence are spot-on throughout."

Description:
Luke Oliver has just come out of the closet and confronts a brave new world - a meeting of the Gay and Lesbian Activist Association of New Birch and Sipsboro (GLAABS) - your run of the mill, gay political caucus. Run of the Mill? . . . my .$$. Stepping across the threshold of the Otterson estate exposes Luke to horny and hilarious shenanigans that give the Boys in the Band a run for its money. Who wants whom? Who has whom? Who will win Luke's . . . let's say, attentions?

A self-effacing, comic romp through the Gay hierarchy, Cutting the Cheese is a reality check from the author's provocative coming out experience in a drizzled-pink world; an outrageous ride down the funny bone. Repeat riding is encouraged. It's every one for themself in New Birch's Gay Ghetto. To Hell with Robert's Rules of Order.

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What other readers say about Cutting the Cheese

"Patterson, as omniscient narrator, understands that our lives and our relationships are full of agendas, often hidden, somtimes greedy, and he refuses to favor one character over another, even the newbie. A fun book (each chapter is named with a different kind of cheese) that belongs on every shelf. "

"This book provided a whole new insight for me into the gay and lesbian world. "

"The characters are vivid; (I'm certain I know one or two personally), the setting is masterfully detailed; (I could easily see it as a movie, or better yet... a theatrical production) and the pace; frantic and fevered. Hold on tight, because this trip through the lavender 'newbie shredder' is not for the faint of heart."

"Cutting the Cheese reminds me of a good old fashioned stage play, very fast paced and irresistibly witty. Great Fun!"

"This is one nail-biting, back-stabbing, hair-pulling thrill of a ride. With the sweetest of love stories set right in the middle. I laughed so hard, I felt guilty. I give this naughty little treat two over-the-head snaps!"


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Come and enjoy the romp, for a limited time only $ .99

Edward C. Patterson

Cutting the Cheese


More News by Edward C. Patterson

· Smashwors July Sale - 7/1/2013 4:35:00 AM
· FREE - BELMUNDUS - at Amazon 5/11-5/15 - 5/11/2013 6:23:00 AM
· FREE 4/6-7 Pacific Crimson - 4/6/2013 6:35:00 AM
· A Reader's Guide to Author's Jargon -FREE - April 4th & 5th - 4/4/2013 4:32:00 AM
· Belmundus - Press Release - 3/6/2013 8:14:00 AM
· FREE on January 5th and 6th - Reader's Guide to Author's Jargon - 1/5/2013 5:47:00 AM
· FREE at Smashwords until Friday 1/4/13 - 1/3/2013 5:33:00 AM
· Edward C. Patterson Hosts a NEW Blog - 7/16/2012 5:31:00 PM
· Press Release: In the Shadow of Her Hem - 7/9/2012 6:05:00 PM
· FREE on the Amazon Kindle November 3rd ONLY - An Reader's Guide to A - 5/3/2012 4:29:00 PM
· Come Celebrate my 15,000th at Smashwords March event - 3/4/2012 6:09:00 AM
· FREE (January 8 Only) Reader's Giide to Author's Jargon - 1/7/2012 9:32:00 PM
· A Reader's Guide to Author's Jargon Released - 12/14/2011 8:54:00 AM
· THE JADE OWL ON SALE for the FIRST TIME - 11/4/2011 3:09:00 PM
· Swan Cloud - Book III of Southern Swallow Released - 11/3/2011 7:47:00 AM
· Edward C. Patterson Releases The Road to Grafenwöhr - 3/7/2011 9:29:00 AM
· 10,000 books sold - 2/18/2011 12:31:00 PM
· Patterson Novel Wins Red Adept Indie Award - 2010 - 12/30/2010 2:37:00 PM
· The People's Treasure PRESS RELEASE - 9/26/2010 9:19:00 AM
· Ed Patterson Interviewed by Two Ends of the Pen - 5/31/2010 8:36:00 AM
· Oh, Dainty Triolet Published - 3/14/2010 9:08:00 AM
· Bobby's Trace Relaunched - 2/16/2010 4:28:00 AM
· Relaunch of Cutting the Cheese - 1/16/2010 7:57:00 AM
· Press Release for The Nan Tu - 12/27/2009 3:09:00 PM
· Operation eBook Drop on the Bobby Ozuna Show - 12/7/2009 7:08:00 PM
· Operation eBook Drop Update - 11/10/2009 11:58:00 AM
· Smashwords Picks up Operation EBook Drop - 9/12/2009 6:28:00 AM
· FREE Indie Publishing and Writing Tip Book by Edward C. Patterson - 8/21/2009 7:46:00 AM
· Alan Chin Interviews Edward C. Patterson in the Examiner - 7/20/2009 4:56:00 PM
· Press Release for Look Away Silence - 7/14/2009 7:05:00 AM
· Stacey Cochrane at OnLineReviews.com Interviews Edward C. Patterson - 7/8/2009 2:04:00 PM
· Read with the Author Book Klub for The Jade Owl - 7/7/2009 12:20:00 PM
· Dancaster Creative's Website has been Redesigned - 5/23/2009 4:29:00 PM
· Press Release on The Dragon's Pool - 5/1/2009 2:28:00 PM
· Ed Patterson to Appear on Bobby Ozuna's Internet Radio Show - 4/20/2009 1:57:00 PM
· Preview of The Dragon's Pool - 3/30/2009 8:06:00 AM
· Interview of Ed Patterson on Amanda Young's Romance website - 3/27/2009 3:57:00 AM
· Bobby's Trace was Nine-nine Cents on the Kindle - 3/25/2009 4:45:00 AM
· Writing Good Stories on Hold the Presses - 3/20/2009 6:54:00 AM
· The Academician is featured at Chicgalleria - 3/16/2009 3:37:00 AM
· Writing Article Featured on Hold the Presses - 3/13/2009 6:28:00 AM
· UntreedReads Features Turning Idolater - 3/11/2009 3:54:00 AM
· The Jade Owl featured on website - 3/10/2009 4:12:00 AM
· Press Release for The Academician - 3/2/2009 11:18:00 AM
· The Third Peregrination Press Release - 1/14/2009 7:33:00 AM
· Rainbow Review on Turning Idolater - 1/5/2009 3:30:00 PM
· The Third Peregrination is Coming - 1/2/2009 3:16:00 PM
· No Irish Need Apply to be Book of the Month (June 2009) - 12/26/2008 8:38:00 AM

Books by
Edward C. Patterson



Belmundus

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Surviving an American Gulag

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The Jade Owl

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Swan Coud - Southen Swallow Book III

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The Nan Tu - Southern Swallow Book II

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The Closet Clandestine: a queer steps out

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Come, Wewoka & Diary of Medicine Flower

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