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· 9 / 11 : PRESS For TRUTH

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· BEATING A DEAD HORSE ?


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· ALL HALLOWS EVE

· HONEY, OUR VOWS MEANT NOTHING TO YOU ... BUT I DIDN'T KNOW

· CONTEMPLATING BAMBI’S NAVEL

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· BIG 5 0 !

· COURAGE

· AS FOR ME ...

· LIFE IS LIKE ... A BOOK

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700,051 HITS !

5/1/2011 10:56:00 PM

by Tom Hyland


Since joining in early 2003, just turned the corner of 700,000 hits ... WOW!

That's an average of 87,500 over 8 years - kind of hard to believe, and in fact, several other authors here at the Den told me they think the figures are inflated?

Never earned a 'plugged nickel' - never was chased down by a Publisher, never sold a copy of my one book - never got 'propositioned' by a 'Loose Woman' ... but ...

Anyway, we still have had fun, and made a handful of Friends here - it don't pay the bills, but ... just for a moment, let's play 'WHAT IF?'

WHAT IF ...

each 'hit' was worth one measly Penny?

T'would be a Total of $7,000.00 ...

That ain't 'Chicken-Feed' is it?
Would'a covered all my Membership Dues, and then some, huh?

Anyways, I'm up with a friggin' toothache at 3 AM, and just happened to stop by, out of curiosity ... gon'na go see a Dentist today - suspect an abcessed tooth - probably get X-rays, anti-biotic, and return Tuesday to get one of 3 rotten teeth YANKED!

Wish me Luck, Okay? (C) - TKH.

P.S. --- After selecting and posting a pic -

went back to review this posting - it says I did it at 10:56 PM ... but it was 3:15 AM Eastern Daylight Time ?

Even If'n AD is out in Californy somewhere, would only be 3 hours earlier, not 4 !

So what gives? Is Matt out in the Pacific Ocean somewhere? perhaps on an Island? or a Boat maybe?

DUH !!!



 


More News by Tom Hyland

· PATRICIA ANN ALLEN - 4/3/2014 5:48:00 PM
· JERSEY DEVIL... aka KNAVE WUSS-A-LOT Update ! - 3/7/2014 12:51:00 PM
· JERSEY DEVIL HANGING IN THERE STILL ! - 2/11/2014 1:19:00 AM
· ED MATLACK IN HOSPITAL ! - 11/24/2013 10:31:00 AM
· ONE MILLION ! - 4/2/2013 4:55:00 AM
· ONLY 2,639 TO GO! - 3/22/2013 7:50:00 AM
· 805,000 + HITS ! - 1/7/2012 7:35:00 PM
· R.I.P. GEORG E. MATEOS - 8/4/2011 6:03:00 AM
· THE PRICE OF FREEDOM - BOOK REVIEW - 9/11/2010 1:06:00 PM
· 600,011 HITS ! - 7/11/2010 6:32:00 PM
· TOM-KAT'S STATS - 12/8/2009 4:08:00 AM
· GOBBLE-GOBBLE - 11/26/2009 3:01:00 PM
· A BLESSED FOURTH - LET FREEDOM RING - 6/29/2009 9:51:00 PM
· JUST PASSED 402,000 HITS! - 4/8/2009 6:14:00 AM
· TA-DAH - 1/30/2009 8:41:00 PM
· 350,751 HITS ! - 12/3/2008 5:36:00 PM
· 300,000 Visitors! - 7/29/2008 7:34:00 AM
· AMERICA - Freedom to Fascism - REVIEW of DOC - 5/31/2008 8:14:00 AM
· ONE-QUARTER MILLION - NOT DOLLARS! - 4/25/2008 11:58:00 AM
· MATT IS ALIVE AND WELL! - 3/12/2008 5:58:00 PM
· STATS - ALMOST 240,000 - 3/9/2008 6:08:00 PM
· 200,284 HITS OR VISITS !!! - 10/23/2007 12:07:00 PM
· PASSED 185,000 VISITS NOW. - 8/20/2007 8:46:00 PM
· WOW - 175,000 HITS! - 6/27/2007 8:11:00 PM
· Another Benchmark Reached! - 5/11/2007 2:17:00 AM
· Just Passed 150,000 Visitors - 3/7/2007 9:13:00 PM
· HO ! HO ! HO ! - 12/3/2006 8:52:00 AM
· Hits, or Visits - Update = 140,000! - 7/25/2006 8:53:00 AM
· First Book CANCELLED! - 6/8/2006 11:14:00 AM
· First Book Published! - 6/9/2005 1:12:00 PM
· I'm being COMPOSED! - 4/27/2005 2:57:00 PM
· BAWLMER BOYHOOD - my First Book - 11/21/2004 6:31:00 AM
· Poem "Autumn Leaves" POSTED - 9/18/2004 7:14:00 PM
· Love Is Like ... published in PASSION Anthology - 9/10/2003 5:34:00 PM
· ACCEPTANCE OF FIRST BOOK !!! - 5/17/2003 7:46:00 AM

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