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Newsletter Dated: 6/14/2007 7:33:00 AM
Subject: Why You Need To Listen To Coast To Coast Tonight
Tonight in the deep AM I'll be chatting up George Noory on Coast To Coast. For those of you who have bought (and watched) my film, No One's Watching: An Alien Abductee's Story, you know that I claim to have a possession-like energy in me that makes the body do what looks like Ti Chi, Whirling Dervish Twirls, and other assorted yoga/meditation practices and rituals. You've seen me do this in the flick. You may have wondered if I went off the deep end or was playing a trick on the audience.
Or am I just a blatant fraud?
Whelp, I have startling new evidence that finally sheds light on what's happening in me. I cannot say for certain what it is but I can rule out what it is not. It is not me lying. It is not me being delusional. And most shocking of all to me personally, it is not me meditating.
In fact, it may not be me at all.
I've been saying that my film--beyond the jokes, the entertainment value, and the awkwardness--may be an historic document chronicling something new in humanity as expressed through this body. It's hard to say that with a straight face. Now I have to because it's true, not hyperbole.
I don't know what all of the implications are yet but one is certainly at the top of the heap: Many of us have been waiting for that next evolutionary step. We've been waiting for a new generation of people born higher than us, different from us. Perhaps we've been looking to the future when what we should be examining is the now. I submit to you that the next evolutionary leap is here with us--within each of us--right now. We just need to access it. I know how. It's paradoxical, it's anti everything we know, but it is achievable, if that's the right word.
I'll be presenting my evidence on Coast tomorrow and giving you the how. Do tune in. If you've not seen the movie yet, you can get it here on my Amazon store:
If you live outside the U.S. and don't have a region-1 DVD player, you can get it here at Indie Flix:
It's about 10 bucks cheaper at Indie Flix but it doesn't come with the original cover art and case. If that doesn't bug ya, save yourself the cash. This isn't about me making money it's about spreading the word enough that some scientific team somewhere in the world takes me seriously and takes up the offer I continue to make: Study me. I'll be your lab rat for free. Let's get to the bottom of this energy in me, this unfolding enlightenment process. We don't even have to go public with the study.
Again, it's really not about me. Fame is nonsense outside of the fact that people pay attention to the famous and so it affords them access to certain things they otherwise would struggle after. It's happening in me and I happen to be curious, skeptical, and don't want to turn this into a New Age circus. It's too important.
There's no time to waste; let's get going.