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Newsletter Dated: 8/8/2007 7:55:22 AM
Subject: Surprise! My New Weekly Podcast Launches Next Tuesday!
Because everyone loves free, I will be starting a weekly podcast radio show streamable from my valiens.com site. The show is called "Culture of Contact." You'd think, therefore, that I'd be launching it from cultureofcontact.com and you'd be wrong. Therefore.
So please tune in next Tuesday at 8pm for the launch of something new: the paranormal taken seriously but with a comic twist. And famous guests. And not-so-famous guests. And music. And surprises. Everyone loves surprises.
Tune in and tell me whatcha think.
Yours In Zeus,