|Reviewed by Kate Clifford
|Tried it, LOL, and at a time I could tan easier too! Just wanted the head start.......after laughing for a few days.....never again LOL. Great write.|
|Reviewed by Jaclynn Huntington
|LOL...been there...done that! Loved this!
|Reviewed by Richard Vallance (Reader)
|a human checkers board!
Hah, hah, hah!
Love your sense of humour, as always!
|Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie
|Ha ha..I loved this,
|Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
|Yes i have to agree with Dani here, in OZ fake tans!! But then again it's fake tans vs skin cancer and crows feet LOL.
Funny write, enjoyed it very much TY
|Reviewed by Jackie Brooks
|What a catastrophe, how long did it take to wear off? Hehehe! I don't use anything at all, my arms and face seem to get a nice light tan quite naturally - but my legs - I think I need some wood stain on them!! Jackie <> <|
|Reviewed by SilverCeltic Moon
|LOL! I know what you mean. I tried those tanning lotions too. I turned orange!
I finally have given up and realized that my Irish/Scottish heritage makes it almost impossible for me to get a decent tan and I have resigned myself to be "fashionably" pale. ;) Silver
|Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
|Try Banana Boats, Deep dark spray on and rub in, evens out and good to go.|
|Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
|roflmao, this is too funny. Once, i used "Sun in" and went in the backyard with a book and glass of wine, fell asleep in my bathing suit on the chaise lounge. when i woke up, i thought i had been sweating. NOPE, it rained on me and I had orange hair|
|Reviewed by Kevin Mc Crum (Reader)
|Well metered verses and very nice.|
|Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
|Reviewed by Christine Morell
|Been there, done it and scoured with a Brillo pad LOL This is so funny Pen. As always,your own witty look at a slice of life.
|Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)
|My Lawd!! We don't need fake tan in Oz.....Though I shun the sun....you know wrinkles...lol
I did do the fake tan thing once....and I had orange knee's for a bloody month lol!! Not a good look for a first date!! Lucky he thought it was a tad funny.....A great poem.....you always make me grin....ty, Dani
|Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson
|Oh my, be careful and don't burn? Hee, hee, love the write.......|
|Reviewed by Paul Berube
|Calendula, very well written. Very humorous from my side of the table but I'll bet you were a bit disturbed. When will we ever learn that natural is better. (lol)|