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knickers on the line
by Calendula Petal

Friday, October 24, 2003

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Knickers hanging on the line,
My life up there in view
Each type has its own place
and could tell a tale or two.

First the ones for trousers,
No seams or lines to show,
Then those for certain times each month
As all us girls will know.

Then sensible and pretty
The any occasion pair,
The kind you can be caught out in
any time or any where.

Ooo look my sexy slinky thongs
To tantalize and tease.
He knows exactly what I want,
when he feels me wearing these!

But of course my very favourite pair
so baggy and robust
cover from above the knees
and finish at my bust.......hehehehe



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Reviewed by Felix Perry 11/23/2004
Too cute yet adult humour at it's best. Thank you for special perspective, I will never look at clothes drying on a line again in the same way. lol

Felix
Reviewed by Ian Thorpe 1/20/2004
Tha mun 'ave Lancashire blood in thee lass, big knickers are a sign of status oop 'ere in t'norff (like working the press in Prisoner Cell Block H)Actually the saying "all fur coat and no knickers" is misinterpreted in the south. What we actually say is "all fur coat and knee knickers" and any girl weho has been up Pendle hill on a breezy winter day will know why.
I'm trying to get round more now, se you again soon.
Ian
Reviewed by E T Waldron 10/25/2003
Calendula you write some hilarious stuff and I always get to laugh out loud!;-) Fantastic poem!Thanks!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 10/25/2003
:) Creative write...you made me giggle!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 10/24/2003
Made me smile. A fun write..
A cute picture......
Have a great night........
Reviewed by Christine Morell 10/24/2003
One of my girls tied her hair back with the nearest thing to hand...a thong, freshly laundered of course LOL She popped to the local shop, forgetting about it and it loosened and slithered to the floor. Hmmm...
I love this Pen and as always you've made me giggle.
Love Chrissie
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 10/24/2003
Heh heh heh....so creative...humorous ....absolutely loved reading this....floria
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader) 10/24/2003
I love this, it gave me such a laugh!!
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