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A Wabbit Weeqwest
by Connie Hinnen Cook
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Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!
Be it hereby known and understood!
Cawwots are for Wabbits, people ~
Not for humans! That's not good!

Cwuel cwowds are munching cawwots
in a snack or woast beef stew,
Cwisp, fwesh cawwots served with gween peas,
weelly folks, that's bad for you!

Cawwot sticks are pwanned in diets,
cwazies cwunch them for pwain fun,
Mommies pwace them in bwown lunch bags,
joggers chew them on the wun!

Cawwots make your nose more wosey,
twuely, don't you wee-alize ~
You'll gwow buckteeth, turn all fwuffy,
you'll gwow beady widdle eyes!

Cawwots gwow your whiskers bwighter,
make your ears fwop in the bweeze ~
Cawwots are for BUNNY WABBITS!!!
WESCUE CAWWOTS!
PWEEZE! PWEEZE!! PWEEZE!!!

~ Connie ~

The rabbit has a charming face,
its private life is a disgrace,
I really dare not name to you
the awful things that rabbits do.
~Author unknown~


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Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
shhhhh...be vewy vewy qwiet...I'm hunting cawwots...huh huh huh huh!!
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Why did I never think of doing that with my carrots, until mum bought a dog that is....

No offence to Peter, Is true that vit' A is good for sight. But that story
about ww11 carrots was to keep our newly invented radar systems secret. The German luftwaffe never knew how we knew where to find them so easily...
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Toooooo too funny lol I like this one for sure Connie.

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Reviewed by H. Lena Jones
I weely, weely like this wabbit wequest...but dear wabbit, cawwots are good for the human eyes...that's why we humans have to feed on a cawwot or too. So pweeze, little wabbit, pweeze be understanding and don't make us stop feeding altogether on a little bunch of cawwots!
Ah, connie, I enjoyed this immensely! Most creative!

Lena
Reviewed by E T Waldron
hahahahaha Connie this is so delightful a whimsical treat that should be published! Do a book! Funny story/poems on animals. You have the talent and it would sell for sure!



Love,

Eileen
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
LOLOLOLOLOL
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too fun!!!!!!!!!!! I love carrots, but will lay off of them. How 'bout celery? :) Excellent, Connie, love it (and you).

(((HUGS))), Karla.
Reviewed by Connie Faust
First cookies---now carrots! What's going on here?
You're obsessed with food!
Actually, you got me hooked on this one.
Gotta make a copy. Even as I was logging
in to post comments, I was laughing at your
cute, funny, HEART-WRENCHING poem.
(The more sensible, serious)Connie
Reviewed by Peter Paton
Connie

I heard that carrots are good for the eyes..:)
It's the carotene ingredients that do it !

And it was the RAF's secret weapon during WW2, they made their pilots
eat carrots for improved night vision

Cool write

Peter
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Poor Poor Wabbits - I will be on the look out for these devilish humans consuming their cawwots. And I'll have to take these cawwots away from my dogs - they love them, too!
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