For Ladies Only

Of all the creatures God created men have got to be the worse.

What one of them thinks of as a blessing another views a curse.

They hardly ever agree on anything and argue about it often as not

They’ll ever argue about whether they feeling cold or hot

If the sky is blue without a cloud or rainy and quite drear

One of them will say it’s beautiful the other that the day is queer.

It can be blamed on genetics; it’s the nature of the beast

Or maybe it’s because their childhoods never ceased

So ladies please remember, the only real difference between men and boys

Lays in one direction, the price they pay for toys.