The Godzilla Coleus
by Roger A. Ochs
Monday, September 22, 2008
Rated "R" by the Author.
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Yes, I love to garden. No, I don't own stock in Pfizer.
"Zilla" is what I call it
(For fear of blasphemy)
Though "god" should be its name
As a seedling it just didn't fit
For this pot it was just too wee
But it would grow all the same.
I gave it water, shade-a bit of sun
Watched to see how it fared
But there was a secret in the roots below
I'll tell you the trick I've done
A monthly dose of Viagra I dared
For it's but Aspirin coated with Miracle-Gro
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|Reviewed by E T Waldron
|hahaha! Whimsical and witty,with a green thumb, too!;-)
A delight to read!
|Reviewed by Regis Auffray
|Thank you for sharing your wit and humor (and your green thumb philosophy), Roger. Love and peace,
|Reviewed by Ed Matlack
|Well you dd better than I would, as I have a black thumb, I can't grow grass in my yard...(regular grass, not the smokeable kind)...ed|
|Reviewed by Marge Fulton
|Here, when someone is amazing you hear things like, "That boy is a sight!" Roger I'd say, "You are a sight!" Your poetry is too.|