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  Busted Microwave Blues
by Patrick A Granfors
Friday, July 10, 2009
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Sometimes you have to call for reinforcements.


Busted Microwave Blues

 

My wife proclaims on occasion

I’m remarkably easy to confuse

So Silly me I can’t disagree

As I try changing this 20 amp fuse

 

The first step is trying to find it

The manual is no longer around

The other first step is to unplug the damn thing

So that I’m not the path to the ground.

 

220 volts is a good jolt of juice

Enough to get your attention

While I root in the heart of the microwave parts

Searching for the fuse I previously mentioned

 

Just six months ago I was watching the show

As the technician was working his magic

But inattention was there, now I don’t where

The fuse socket is located, how tragic

 

So now once again I get to spend the big dough

On a cheap part that he’ll install next week

I’m feeling quite lame as mechanic

As I paddle my boat up s*** creek

 

 

 

Copyright 2009 Patrick A. Granfors

 

 




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Reviewed by D Johnson 7/11/2009
Patrick, you could buy a new microwave for what it would cost to fix the old one.

Cheers,
Dan
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 7/11/2009
Wives can be so danged mean; you just have to out fox them sometimes. When our toaster broke, my wife got on my case to fix it, so I slipped out and bought an identical toaster, and quickly replaced the broken one. She thought I was a genius, for a few days, anyway!
Reviewed by Lori Moore 7/10/2009
Thank you for the late night laugh. Too cute.
Reviewed by E T Waldron 7/10/2009
I feel for your chagrin, but I love this poem.;-)Most mechanical fixes are best left to the experts,Patrick,so don't feel too badly...

Eileen

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