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Regis Roast...Medium Rare
by Patrick A Granfors
Sunday, August 30, 2009
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Sorry Regis, I couldn't resist. Please enjoy.

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There once was a young man named Regis

Who rarely did anything egregious

Except for the time

He made margaritas without lime

Not illegal but surely litigious

 

There once was a man from down under

Who made a spectacular blunder

At his former friend’s wedding

His emotions were shedding

And his wailing put the union asunder

 

There once was a man from Peace River

Who decided it was time to forgive her

And when she ran to his arms

Using all of his charms

His love he was able to deliver

 

There once was a man who spoke French

Who used English to lure a young wench

With the noblest of intentions

And divine interventions

Her affections he was able to unclench

 

There once was a man with compassion

Who knew kindness never fell out of fashion

As his writings suggest

He tries to bring out the best

In his comrades to write with more passion

 

There was a man of Celtic decent

Most of his life in Canada was spent

In a family maneuver

They moved near Vancouver

And set in motion his writing ascent

 

There once was a Canuck with a beard

Whose writing was occasionally weird

But try as he might

When he saw the light

His work was superbly engineered

 

There once was a man often serious

Whose mood sometimes bordered on delirious

But in his heart there was laughter

That he loved to chase after

And he became the limerick master imperious

 

 

Copyright 2009 Patrick A Granfors

 

 

 

 

 

 




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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 9/29/2009
Quite a delivery to your roast!!!giggle....loved your limmericks!

Anna
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 8/31/2009
Wow - He make Margaritas without Lime??!! No wondering you're roasting him!
Reviewed by E T Waldron 8/30/2009
there was a fellow named patrick
wrote for regis a limerick
two poets in disguise
pals with friendly eyes
both love to play a few tricks...
Reviewed by Peter Schlosser 8/30/2009
What an honor! Great stuff.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 8/30/2009
What can I say, Patrick? I am truly honored and left rather... ...wordless. Some of these limericks indicate that you may know me better than I know myself.

There's this fellow whose name is Patrick
Who on me has played a trick
He calls it a roast
To me it's a boast
And the job he's done is quite slick

Thank you my friend. Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner 8/30/2009
There once was a Poet named Patrick
Who did all he could to make Regis look sick
He roasted him rare
But we know he cares
'Cause he didn't give Regis a kick!!!!

*Sorry couldn't resist*

You done good, Patrick, me thinks he'll love this.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 8/30/2009
Adorable poem, Patrick; well done! I love it; thanks for the smiles!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by MaryGrace Patterson 8/30/2009
Another limmerick guy! I enjoyed them very much!....M
Reviewed by William Bonilla 8/30/2009
Thank U Patrick for this treat

I have to learn how to do limerics



Love & peace



William
Reviewed by Joyce Bell 8/30/2009
THIS IS A 'WELL DONE' ROAST AND I AM SURE THAT REGIS WILL ENJOY EVERY BIT OF IT. THANKS FOR SHARING AND BLESSINGS.
JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
Reviewed by Lori Moore 8/30/2009
Well, I’ll not have the same blond moment that I had the last time someone posted a work about Regis by confusing our AD Regis with the overrated TV personality. This is a wonderful tribute. So true! His pen has made me laugh, caused tears, and always makes me think… even at my most blond times. Wonderful work, Patrick.

By the way, where did you find that pic of Regis?
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