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Balloon Buffoon
by Patrick A Granfors
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Rated "G" by the Author.

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Up Up & Away In My Beautiful Balloon

Photo:Reuters

Naughty Falcon blurts the truth

Press forgiven for his youth

Vomiting on live TV

Guilty one for all to see

Sheriff’s tweaked at dear old dad

Because they know just who was bad

Desperation thoughts prevailed

His reality show will be filmed from jail

Fake emergencies have a price

Soon we’ll see his butt on ice

Sorry little Falcon Heene

That your dad was such a weenie

Once again the media hacks

Broke a story with no facts

Run for cover, hide away

That asteroid might hit today

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Reviewed by Sylvia Corsini (Reader)	10/27/2009

Agreed




Reviewed by Lori Moore	10/21/2009

Media hacks... yep.




Reviewed by E T Waldron	10/21/2009

90 percent of the press have become impotent Obama flunkies, it is tragic!So let them get more lost, fooled by a family hoax, it suits them right! Excellent poem, Patrick!




Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado	10/21/2009

Pretty sad when a dad uses his little son for a pawn, just to get attention! Now that's sick! (The dad, not the poem; the poem was very good!) (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(




Reviewed by Georg Mateos	10/21/2009

Now...you telling me that my neighbor didn't got pregnant by a long haired blond Venusian? IT WAS IN THE PAPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(and TV too) Georg




Reviewed by Elizabeth Price	10/21/2009

lol. You have it right on. Liz




Reviewed by Peter Schlosser	10/21/2009

Can you believe the stupidity of some people? This story blew me away. Thanks for covering this.




Reviewed by Annabel Sheila	10/21/2009

Giggle....well done, Patrick! Media sensationalism has gotten to the point of being completely out of this world...What is real??? Anna




Reviewed by Regis Auffray	10/21/2009

I appreciate your wit and humor, Patrick; and the truth in your verses as well. Love and peace, Regis




Reviewed by Steve Chering	10/21/2009

Fair enough for Tv these days. I may throw the TV in the pond if it keep up.lol sure the goldfish may be able to make some sort of underwater house!

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