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  Assault with a Deadly Taco
by Patrick A Granfors
Thursday, January 21, 2010
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A man was arrested and jailed today in Fairbanks Alaska today for throwing a taco in the face of the manager of a local Taco Bell. The man claimed someone spit in his taco.

It reminded me of the finger in the chili hoax at Carl's Jr.

Please Mr. Taco Bell Man

Don’t spit in my food

I think that it’s so very rude

And now I’ve begun to brood

My sweet revenge I will conclude

This magic moment


Hey Mr. Taco Bell Man

What’s that on your face

Besides the look of real disgrace

For soon I’ll own this whole damn place

Your guilt is so hard to erase

Now I’ve got you


See Mr. Taco Bell Man

I’m familiar with your sauce

Your green sputum that you toss

On my lettuce is your loss

Now I think I hear your boss

Firing you


Hey Mr. Constable Man

What do you mean there is no proof

Why are you acting so aloof

Cuffing me and not this doof

Knocking head on squad car roof

Police Brutality


Hey Mr. Circuit Judge Man

My greedy plot you did unveil

Can I not just post my bail

I’ll put the check right in the mail

No. Now I’ll have to go to jail

I’m hungry


Copyright 2009 Patrick Granfors


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Reviewed by E T Waldron 1/23/2010
you can poeticize anything Patrick;-) LOL mucho fun! ET
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 1/22/2010
Once again, I appreciate your wit and humor, Patrick. I can think of the music for these lyrics. Love and peace to you,

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER 1/22/2010
You are a hoot, when it comes to food, and poetry to boot, this sweet write was real good. A good first morning laugh, thanks Patrick, Blessings! Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 1/22/2010
Whatever happened with the Chinese cook pissing in your soup? Man, a con man can't get a break now!!!


Reviewed by Mr. Ed 1/22/2010
What a world we live in! I wonder if they brought some take out to his cell.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 1/22/2010
*rolling eyes* What some people wouldn't do to get their fifteen minutes of fame! How people act nowadays is nothing short of ridiculous; this just proves my point! Sad! (And no, I don't eat tacos very often, can't have most Mexican food, so I won't be frequenting any Taco Bells soon)! Well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(

Watch out for those flying, spit-covered tacos! YUCK!!!!

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