|Reviewed by Ronald Hull
|Now that's funny. I'll change from, 'Kiss my ass.' to 'Wipe my ass.' from now on.
|Reviewed by Kate Burnside
|I can tell you how to use just one sheet of paper as an outdoor toilet seat, finger-wiper, nail cleaner to fold up afterwards and keep in your pocket so as to not leave "waste" in the woods... but Charmin obviously wouldn't like it! :)))))))) xx|
|Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
|Reviewed by Richard King
|Patrick, I don't have much to add to what everyone else has already said,,,, just wanted you to know that reading about this has made me feel crapy myself. My vote is for Quilted Northern. Dick.|
|Reviewed by Donna Chandler
|I enjoy your humor. And you prove so well, that we can find humor in EVERYTHING ...... even our bathroom habits.
|Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
|Giggle....personally I don't count the sheets either! I find MOST television commercials are complete garbage anyway! It's difficult to believe people get paid BIG bucks to think up this shit! (pardon the pun)....
|Reviewed by Mr. Ed
|I wondered why I now find more and more toilet paper in the woods; now I know.|
|Reviewed by Andy Turner
|LOL, I even heard them saying about enjoying taking a wee. lol|
|Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
|Hmmm? Sounds like America's got a pr(.)blem here! Glad I don't own a tv if I have to listen to that kind of crap...or smell it! LOL...Funny butt pointed write Patrick!
|Reviewed by Ed Matlack
|This IS too weird, even for weirdo's from California like you...beyond that I have nothing to say other than to say, don't forget to eat prunes for then you will use more TP like Charmin wants you too...e|
|Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
|One square at a time, not quite like checkers. This is 2-ply wisdom that wipes as clean as new wiper blades in the rain. While in France, do what the French do - Bidet! But with all the fiber ads, the water usage must be tremendous! We've got to conserve, people! I give this 5 butts up, Patrick, Oh, I think Angel Soft gives Charmin a run for her money...
|Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
|And Michel Obama must be in cahoots with the Charmin Bear because she is asking for billions of dollars to train our children to eat more fiberes less fattening food. Wow! What'll they, the dumb asses, think of next.
|Reviewed by Regis Auffray
|Witty and to the point as usual, Patrick. Thank you. Love and peace,
|Reviewed by Christine Tsen
|Oh I so profoundly agree. And I'm so glad to find myself reading your talented wit tonight, enjoying a little bit of de-stressing.