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  An Ode to Whiny Thugs
by Patrick A Granfors
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Rated "G" by the Author.

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I hit the wrong button yesterday before this was complete and temporarily posted it...To the tune of Old MacDonald's Farm

Ronald McDonald’s

Sponsoring thugs

EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh


Throat embrace

Without the hugs

EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh


With a broke knee here

And a collar bone there

Face down on the court

And I don’t care


Ronald McDonald’s

Sponsoring thugs

EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh


Major League Sport’s

Against the wall

EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh


Bench ejection

After brawl

EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh


With a black eye here

And a bloody nose there

That’s just the fans

Fighting everywhere


Major League Sport’s

Against the wall

EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh


Thuggy millionaires

They all whine

EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh


Mostly speak

Like Frankenstein

EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh


Play crappy here

Better contract there

To Hell with the fans

Cause they don’t care


Whining thugs

Will all do fine

EEE Eye EEE Eye Oh



Copyright 2011 Patrick Granfors


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Reviewed by Ronald Hull 5/14/2011
The new farm culture–millionaire rednecks on the court. The gentleman athlete scholar is long gone. As my helper says, “get over it, and move on.”

Cute write.

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 5/12/2011
I sang and giggled right along with this one, Patrick! What a hilarious rant!!! You're awesome!

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader) 5/11/2011
Oh my....ok ....this is good indeed sweet man....Hugsss
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 5/11/2011
Thuggy millionaires
They all whine

Interesting how those with the most usually whine the loudest.

Reviewed by Paul Berube 5/11/2011
Good one, Patrick. Let it out.
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo 5/10/2011
Gee, I think you have captured the craziness that is happening in socieity very well. When will we get back to sanity???

Be always safe,
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 5/10/2011
I'm with Richard on this one...he stated it quite clear...e
Reviewed by Chip Bergeron 5/10/2011
Can I hear an AMEN???!!! Bring back the reserve clause, do away with agents, the posse that every player seems to find essential, and keep the owners under such tight scrutiny they can't fart without the fans smelling it and raising a stink of their own...

Chip Bergeron
Reviewed by Richard King 5/10/2011
Now my friend Patrick
has gone on quite a rant....
E, I, E, I, Ohhhhhhh

Wish I could top it,,,,,
but I just plain can't....
E, I, E, I, Ohhhhhhh

Thataboy.... blow off all that steam buddy. Dick
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