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  My Own Diamond Jubilee
by Patrick A Granfors
Tuesday, June 05, 2012
Rated "G" by the Author.

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No disrespect intended to Her Majesty but I donít get all the hoopla over this 60 years on the throne business. Counting my potty training, I can make the exact same claim.

Sixty years have come and gone

That’s three score on the throne

And though I wear no studded crown

At least I’m not a drone


A hundred thousand visits

To the porcelain chair I’ve made

But I’m certain that I never

Would expect a diamond accolade


Thrones of different shapes and sizes

Seat a variety of rears

Pomp and circumstance aside

We commoners too have all the years


A diamond jubilee for the common man

With no intention to be mean

Sixty years of sitting on the throne

Does not require you to be the queen






Copyright © 2012 Patrick Granfors



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Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse
oh my gawsh your so funny! I love it!!
I was just recently making wise cracks (hee hee)
about the porcelain throne

Git in...Git'er Done...Git Out...
Vickie :)
Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Humor done with class *Patrick* so
much fun to read!!! giggle, giggle

Lady Vivian
Reviewed by Tom Hyland



Reviewed by jude forese
watch those diamonds they can cut ass as well as glass ...
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Is it pomp & circumstance or poop & circumcision...about the same as far as I am concerned...never got that royal thing...Jurseeeeeeey
Reviewed by Diana Wiles
I had to laugh at this one!.... I live in the UK, and am not not an ardent Royalist,..that being said I have to say I have enjoyed all the festivities here over the weekend...There was a sense of unity of spirit which was good and heartening, and I think everyone was just glad to be off work and having a party!!,....I think Her Majesty would have taken your humour in good heart...:)
Reviewed by Budd Nelson
a very funny write, i shudder to think of the accounting on the throne.
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Your humor at its best. It's a good thing you don't wear a crown. That would put an even heavier weight on those hemorrhoids.

It's all about substance my dear Patrick, if you know what I mean, and I know you do, for you are an exceptionally bright fella at that. I wrote one myself, and dared not to post it, at least you had the courage, good on you, bless ya!
Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Hey, the Brit's have their customs and, I'd guess they wonder why we slaughter twenty million turkeys once a year. And, really, can one even roughly estimate how many time in one's lifetime one sat on the "throne" and would this include the times one squats onto the thing and the phone rings and one has to pull one's pants up, at least to one's knees so one doesn't trip and fall on one's face, huh?
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Nope, it sure doesn't, Patrick. Well said.
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
It their tradition. Doesn't bother me.
Reviewed by Richard King
I've never followed all the hoopla over the royal family. It's all an accident of birth anyway. I have been reserving all my diamond accolades just for you, my friend. Dick
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Giggle....Amen, Patrick! I don't get all the hoopla either....especially when its done at our expense....jeez!

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