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Cat's are great pets
by Ray Hamilton { The Great Canadian Buzzard }
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
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Cat's are great pets

When kittens they are, so cuddly and cute
They will pee just any where, and won't give a hoot

When trained, will go in a litter box they say
Then with your curtains and phone cord, they will play

Yes they will chew on your phone cord, and even your curtains
Of this fact and many others, I 'am Very certain

A female cat, you must have fixed right away
Or every tom cat in town, will be at your house to play

Yes take over your house, as they scamper and play
You will pick up after these fur balls, - like children each day

You will never have mice, or rodents of any kind
If you can keep the cats, from driving you out of your mind

Then you wake up in your bed one day, - and the cats eating a frog
Me personally, - I think its time to get a dog !!

Ray Hamilton
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{ Not a poet and I know it! }
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Reviewed by Regina Pounds
Cute indeed!

Cats and dogs go together like Garfield and Odie...and we are just here to serve them. (servitude can be a privilege and honour!)

This non-poem of yours, Not a Poet, made me smile all right.

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
ROFL!! I love kitties (and puppies), and this write - well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. *purring*
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Oh my, don't I know it, I have three, each with their own personalities. Time to up the stakes and get a dog or two like I did, fantastic writing....

Be always safe,
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed by Mary Lacey, Desertrat

Sorry you feel that way about our furry friends but I have to disagree, I've had cats all my life, they don't eat rodents, (my cats would run from them), chew on cords or curtains but do give unconditional love. But I did love the poem and the music! And yes, you are a poet.

Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw)
Hi Ray, Yep, cats are so defining aren't they? Are you sure the cat's eating the frog, or is it leaving it to you as a gift or an offering? I don't like the hairballs, myself...

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