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Buzzard, Now Gator Bait
by Ray Hamilton { The Great Canadian Buzzard }
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Rated "G" by the Author.
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Buzzard, Now Gator Bait  

 

I did ask Warden to let me out
I don't see any bar's, anywhere about
It seems I'm to be lunch, for the gators three
This darn swamp, sure is no place for me

 

 

That Mouth, is no where to be found
Probably having coffee, way back in town
Well Buzzard feet, it's time for us to scoot
Before we're nothing, but gator poop 
 

 

Hey warrrden!! ~ I hope your just funnin
Shiiit! ~ I'd better start runnin

 

 You know it sure was funny
Warden thinking, I stashed money
Those tin cup bandits all over town
Sure did, let this bird down

 

 If I had it, I'd give you the blasted money
Warrrden!!! This is soooo not funnnny!!

 

 



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Reviewed by Lesa Gay (Reader) 8/31/2009
Nope Ray, not nearly swampy enough! You must be dreaming cause this looks like paradise compared to where you really are a sittin. Open your eyes Buzz cause this is only the beginning. You got bug repelant? No. Ohhhh too bad. I hear tell the insects are as hungry as the gators. ROTFL Really a cute write. Enjoyed much.

Hugs,
Lesa
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 8/31/2009
I guess we ain't gettin our gold after all. Gosh Darn It. And you labeled those Ed Birds Wrong. Mr. Ed is also known as Pee Wee; Edvard and Jersey are the Big Bungling Bird Brains!
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 8/30/2009
Ku for a Lying Buzzard

He cheats and he lies,
a double crosser if ever was one,
road kill BBQ!!!

EDvard, nasty Ole Cuz

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 8/30/2009
Buzz..one of my favorite all time songs. Great choice for your graphics and storyline. Buzzard scented gator poop. Now that's just not right. Patrick
Reviewed by Ed Matlack 8/30/2009
;-)
Reviewed by William Bonilla 8/30/2009
Looks like my Back Yard
Nice wet and swampy
Enjoyed your write Ray
Peace be with you

William
Reviewed by JMS Bell 8/30/2009
GOOD WRITE...THANKS FOR SHARING AND BLESSINGS.
JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado 8/30/2009
LM*O, Ray! LOL This is too funny; ow, my sides! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D LOLOLOLOL
Reviewed by Donna DeLong Matthews 8/30/2009
Buz I dont think you have the right
place No horse would dare go where ur
at.... And Yes my tough hide friends
always come to my rescue and with inflation
being what it is the sure are hungry...
Looks like you are gator bait...
LOL

Sugar this was so cute. Really enjoyed
Hugs and Luv
Mouth



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