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Don't we all wish sometimes we could just cut loose?

This word pyrate is such an ugly word,
One that cuts to me deepest parts.
Why, no Pyrate would I be,
No cutthroat scalywag am I.
So heed not which ye heard,
Or anything from those upstarts,
Whose thought be never free,
Nor imaginations fly.

I much prefer to Privateer,
For here some diginity lies.
I have a letter of Marque, me dear,
From the King of England's eyes.
And just fer safety's sake, ye know,
Another from the King of France,
'Cause never know which ship will show,

Upon our happenstance.
And just to be so doubly sure,
I got's me one from the Spanish royal,
So that our records'll be quite pure,

No matter who we spoil.

So pray do not use Pyrate as your choice of given word,
'Cause we are ne'er such creatures,

Oh, no, how so very much absurd!
 J.G. Pajot
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Reviewed by Michael Gibbs
My love for words of the sea brought me here. I'm glad I came. You have a way with words I envy.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Cleverly concocted; thank you, mon ami. Love and peace,

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
An enjoyable poem to read.Excellent work,take care

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
enjoyed this bidda humor!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Andre Bendavi ben-YEHU
Outstanding wise message in poetic grand.

I salute You, Poet.

Andre Emmanuel Bendavi ben-YEHU
Reviewed by Mary Lacey, Desertrat

A very vivid and humourous tale about what a pirate could be.

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