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99 bottles of beer...
by J. G. Pajot

Saturday, November 01, 2003

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And one jush fer fun...

99 bottles of beer on the wall,
99 bottles of beer,
And if one of those bottles should happen to fall,
(Darn, what a waste, ya'all.)

98 bottles of beer on the wall,
98 bottles of beer,
And afore one of those puppies happens to fall,
Well, hell, I'm gonna drink them all.

Thanks yesh, thanks yesh very mush...

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray 12/31/2006
Thanks for sharing your wit and humor, James. Love and peace,

Reviewed by Fawn Caldwell 11/4/2003
What a great ice breaker poem.
Reviewed by Mr. Ed 11/2/2003
I'm getting very thirsty, sir!!
Reviewed by Jimmy Holder 11/2/2003
Wonderfuly likable poem.
Reviewed by Trish - The Trickster 11/2/2003
ROTFLMAO - Wonderful write.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 11/2/2003
It's like the little rhyme

"fly away away paul
come back peter...come back paul
Hic,,now we have boogerall!!
Just the wall!! LOL!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Jim Dunlap 11/1/2003
Too cute. Unfortunately, I don't drink. Sometimes I think I really missed a lot. :)
Reviewed by E T Waldron 11/1/2003
Fun write James, can't remember a long trip in a car without that song;-)Thanks for the memories...
Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen 11/1/2003
Ha, this piece brought resounding memories of youthful past, James, thanks! :)
Reviewed by Evelyn Simon 11/1/2003
LOL! This was fun. :)
Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw) 11/1/2003
Glad you drank them all so I didn't have to read and get drunk from all those so many beers on the wall words... smiles... morning will kill ya though.... smiles at you.... great little write....
In Spirit,
Reviewed by Kate Clifford 11/1/2003
LOL brings back fun memories :-)
Reviewed by William Bonilla 11/1/2003

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