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Fractured Fables #8 – Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater by Richard Lee King Thursday, February 16, 2012 Rated "PG13" by the Author. Share Print Save Become a Fan This is the 8th in a series of Fractured Fables I have recently written about old nursery rhymes.

*FRACTURED FABLES # 8 –* *PETER, PETER PUMPKIN EATER* Peter, Peter had a real sweet wife, he always called her pumpkin. We all called him Peter, Peter Pumpkin eater cause he was always chewing her out for somethin. Well, one day Pumpkin had enough and she started chewing back. So, now Pumpkin was eating Peter, Peter and she had really developed the knack. Now we have Peter, Peter eating Pumpkin and Pumpkin eating Peter, Peter back, all Hell has broken loose and it’s a struggle keeping track. (and it’s the most ungainly 69 I’ve ever even tried to imagine.) *Copyright* *© 2012 Richard Lee King. All Rights Reserved.*
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Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci	9/12/2012

I saw that one coming! Love ya! Jane




Reviewed by Ronald Hull	2/18/2012

You've got a fractured mind! I'm not touching this with a 7 inch pole! Ron




Reviewed by Patrick Granfors	2/17/2012

Spherical yin yang does seem ungainly. Patrick




Reviewed by Annabel Sheila	2/17/2012

Hahahahahahaha!!!!! Tooo funny! Well done, Richard! Anna




Reviewed by Ed Matlack	2/16/2012

U beat me to it with the 69 statement...ya bum...;-)e




Reviewed by Jerry Bolton	2/16/2012

Oh jeez! (Actually I'm jealous I wasn't smart enohgh to write this.)




Reviewed by Joy Hale	2/16/2012

You are a deliciously naughty boy, but we all love your funny "Fractured Fables." Keep going until all the fables are covered! Very original writing with your touch of wonderful humor. Write on! Joy L. Hale