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Fractured Fables #8 Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater
by Richard Lee King
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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This is the 8th in a series of Fractured Fables I have recently written about old nursery rhymes.


Peter, Peter had a real sweet wife,
he always called her pumpkin.
We all called him Peter, Peter Pumpkin eater
cause he was always chewing her out for somethin.
Well, one day Pumpkin had enough
and she started chewing back.
So, now Pumpkin was eating Peter, Peter
and she had really developed the knack.
Now we have Peter, Peter eating Pumpkin
and Pumpkin eating Peter, Peter back,
all Hell has broken loose
and it’s a struggle keeping track.
(and it’s the most ungainly 69 I’ve ever even tried to imagine.)
Copyright © 2012 Richard Lee King.  All Rights Reserved.




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Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci 9/12/2012
I saw that one coming!

Love ya!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull 2/18/2012
You've got a fractured mind! I'm not touching this with a 7 inch pole!

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors 2/17/2012
Spherical yin yang does seem ungainly. Patrick
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 2/17/2012
Hahahahahahaha!!!!! Tooo funny! Well done, Richard!

Reviewed by Ed Matlack 2/16/2012
U beat me to it with the 69 statement...ya bum...;-)e
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton 2/16/2012
Oh jeez! (Actually I'm jealous I wasn't smart enohgh to write this.)
Reviewed by Joy Hale 2/16/2012
You are a deliciously naughty boy, but we all love your funny "Fractured Fables." Keep going until all the fables are covered! Very original writing with your touch of wonderful humor. Write on!

Joy L. Hale

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