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A Happy Wife
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper

Wednesday, March 12, 2003

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(Nothing like a happy well kept wife)

Well everyone, my wife is not a violent person at all

She is really sweet to me and everyone else in our realm stall

She's really afraid of guns and wouldn't pick one up if it meant saving her life

In fact my wife is really a big whimp who really wouldn't pick up a kitchen knife

She's really afraid of things like large bridges and thunder and lightning

And don't let a squirrel or mouse cross her path because she will certainly be frighten

When we first met I was looking all over the house for her during this thunder storm

When I couldn't find her I just knew this wasn't in the norm

So I opened the closet door to get my rain coat to look outside for her, as I was reaching up for it, something grabbed my leg from below, scared me almost to death, I then looked down and saw these two eyes and pearly teeth down in the bottom of the closet looking up at me

Man, was I scared almost out of my happy spree

I asked her, "what are you doing sitting in the closet?"

She screamed, "none of dam business, close it!"

This is when I first found out that she was affraid of thunder and lightning

At least I thought she was that frighten

One day we got caught in a thunder storm which really had her all upset

So heading for home was my best bet

When we were getting out of the car she dropped a penny on the street which rolled down and was headed for the drain

The thunder went boom boom boom, a lightning bolt flashed a cross the sky, but my wife chased that penny until she caught it in the heavy rain

I screamed, "hey I thought you were afraid of the thunder and lightning dear."

She grabbed that penny up and said, "you must be crazy, when it come to money I have no fear!

My wife will chase a penny down an alligator throat quick

Man, did I began to feel like a mouse name mick

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Reviewed by Sandra Mushi 1/7/2006
Lol ... haa haaaa ... Delightful funny write1 This remind me - we have a tribe in Tanzania, called Chagga - they are actually teased to be the Jews of Tanzania - there is a joke that there was once a sedated Chagga, and one the operating table. The surgeon accidentally dropped a pair of operating scissors. Upon hearing the clang of the scissors, the suddenly Chagga jumped up from his heavy sedation screaming, "hey, that's money that just fell!"

By the way, psssst, I'm a Chagaa too - but darn careless and hopeless with money. Lol.

God bless, Grady!

Reviewed by Sandra Corona 7/5/2003
Happy or not, some people know the value of a penny :)! Cute write :)!
YF :)Sandy
Reviewed by Ann 3/13/2003
This is a beautiful story of how you and your wife come together and laught about the smallest things. That penny meant alot to her,because she is your wife and she can help you out even if it is only a penny. A penny makes a dollar eventually. God Bless you and your wife.
Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader) 3/13/2003
Ha ha! She is indeed a We like money...thought you knew! She is in fact a REAL woman that you married! I'd do the same :) Thank you, Teresa
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson 3/12/2003
My 11 year old daughter can smell money like
a hound dog. Enjoyed your write.
I hope your wife didn't spend that penny all in one place? Hee, hee.........
Reviewed by Sage 3/12/2003
Loved it And I get in the closet when it storms. All the best Sage
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader) 3/12/2003
Heh heh heh....OK I know what happend...she found the gun...and she held it to you and she made you write this poem about a nice she's really bad..Ok Grady...LOL..I will be nice now...Great write..very interesting..very funny...Floria
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