A happy Day
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper
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(Sunshine Blue Skys)
I hit the front door this morning hard.
After I ran into that glass it really burst my behind apart.
I bounced off of it and stood back.
Then I tripped over a paper holder rack.
As I attempted to get up, I split my pants right down the middle seam.
Then the phone started to ring.
When I answered it my mother-in-law screamed, "I's want a wabbit!"
I said to her, "Ms Burton this calling all early is becoming a real bad habit!"
She screamed, "I's wants to speak to my daughter not you!"
It was around this time I really began to turn blue.
I tried one more time to ask her not to call us so early for practically nothing at all.
This is when she screamed, "shut up, I bore my daughter so when I feel like it I'll call!"
She then told me to hold the phone for a minuter or two.
So I just stood there holding the phone till I almost turned blue.
After about fifteen minutes of just holding on, split pants and all.
I thought, "that's it forget this call!"
All of a sudden a knock on the door caught me by surprise.
When I went to answer it I looked right into these big mean red eyes.
It was my mother-in-law with her baseball bat.
So I headed for the back door with my hat.
When I opened it and started out, I thought I had it made and was in the clear, so much for my fear.
All of a sudden I tripped over this big out door bench, down I went, tumbling and rolling, then landing right in a water pool.
My mother law jumped from behind the back yard hedges and screamed, "gotcha, that dam trick is turning old you fool!"
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|Reviewed by na na (Reader)
|Grady, oh what a happy write. Thank you for this, I need to laugh. Bill|
|Reviewed by Nancy D.
Now this one had me laughing tonight, its just so real.
|Reviewed by Sandie Angel
|Haahaaa!!!!! This was a fun read. I hope this was just one of your bad days. Perhaps you should suck up to ole mother-in-law and write her a nice poem and stick it on your front door, so by the time she finished reading the poem, she would throw away the baseball bat. Heeeheee!!!!!
Sandie Angel :o)
|Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
This was hilareous...
I loved it peg