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Dr Never
by Andy James Turner
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In a deep, deep cavern void of daylight
The Glico was a slumber
Ring,
Ring,
Ring!
Rang the Glico’s telephone number

“Who has my telephone number?”

The Glico awoke, he did not grin he just shrieked
His face as dark as sin

“Who’s waking me from my slumber?
You had better have good reason for dialing
my telephone number”

“Never”

“Never?”

“Yes, Never, Dr Never”

“Hmmm, well I never Never, what, Never?”

“Are you alone?”

“Hmmm, yes I’m alone.” The Glico did grumble,
“Yes I was asleep,
I was a slumber,
Until you dialed my telephone number”

“Listen up Glico; I have a job for you
Today it’s Halloween I want every pumpkin pie
To make all children cry?”

The Glico did grin. “May I ask why?”

“Yes, mummy never gave me pumpkin pie…”



    

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Reviewed by Karen Springer
Very clever!
Reviewed by JMS Bell
NEVER...SAY 'NEVER'...'CAUSE WE JUST DON'T KNOW...DO WE? WELL DONE ANDY....THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS & FAITH...
JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart
LOL, what a mean old caller. I know children must just adore your work.
Reviewed by Emile Tubiana
Dear Andy,Your poem is very cute."“Listen up Glico; I have a job for you.Today it’s Halloween I want every pumpkin pie
To make all children cry?” After the delivery of the pumpkin pie, I am sure that you made the children also smile. Love Emile

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Gooning around I see... Never say never unless you're Never... On that basis, last line could be totally ambiguous:

"Mummy Never gave me pumpkin pie..." Perhaps Mummy Never's PP was pretty yuk-yuk! Making Glico sicko.... xxxx
Reviewed by richard cederberg
Drat mummy! A cool write chum with a good object lesson. Enjoyed this.
richard
Reviewed by Amor Sabor
Great piece of work.
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Chilling undertone in this one Andy....well done!Perfect Halloween tale......

Anna
Reviewed by Jon Willey
An analogy that shares deep emotions Andy. As for Glico's emotional challenges, I never pry. It's too deep. Deeper than mum's pumpkin pie deprivation program me thinks. Love and peace to you my dear friend. Jon Michael
Reviewed by jude forese
your sarcasm excels in this one ...
Reviewed by Christine Tsen
I suppose you're the Glico, then, because you've been hibernating a long time,hmmmm? Very whimsical. Funny, actually. Killingly clever.
Christine
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Andy, I'm thinking there's more to this than just a "cute" Halloween write!
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
well done
Reviewed by Paul Berube
Very cute and well written story, Andy.
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
I think the pie is symbolic of much, Andy... ...but that's just me. I like to play with words as well. Thank you for sharing your creative spirit. Love and peace,

Regis
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Oh just go out to the store and buy it, and quite yer bitchin...e
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse
I am alone...with pie
and spray cans of whip cream
and...

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