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Atleast I think it's kind of funny. But then again I wrote it. ; )

Do you remember your first crush?
Damn what a rush.
Palm sweating, heart beating.
Remember that feeling.
I remember mine.
I thought he was so devine.
But then again I was about nine.
If you didn't know there are three known types of crush.
Read carefully don't rush.

The first one is the guy at school crush.
The first guy that turned your mind into mush.
He's the one that never tends to to notice you.
The one you can't seem to be able to talk to.
Now I'm just saying this happens to most girls, not all.
Because there are some girls that have the guts to give him a call.
If your lucky he'll like you back.
And that's they end of that.

Second is the superstar crush, the movie star, the singer/raper, or the athlete.
The guy if you hear anything bad about him to you is total deceit.
Eventhough the evidence could be right at your feet.
The one you dream about marrying some day.
And the thoughts of that not happening you chase away.
These are the guys that you will defend.
That you will stick by to the very end. Pretty much like the girls that like R.kelly.
They are keeping there love for him steady.
Eventhough they know what he was in for already.

The third crush is many in one.
The guy you feel can get the job done.
It's the guy that lives next door,The guy you're friends with, your best friends bro, or the guy that works in that store.
The one you absolutely adore.
He's the one you'll do almost anything for.
Poison his girlfriend,make love potions,or stalk.
I'm just joking ( bUt if any of you can relate to what I just said you are truly dark).
Don't be derangered.
Dont really stalk this friend.
Remember it's ok to pretend.
But actually thinking he's your man will just lead to a bad end.

Well I just took you down memory lane.
Showing you that the way you felt about that certain guy didn't make you insane.
Especially now that you you see him and think " He's dumb as a doornail" how couldn't I have seen it, it's so plain. Trust me you're not the one to blame.
Hormones kick in and you lose control.
takes a while to see but you will that he's truly a troll.

Don't get me wrong there are guys that meet ones expectation.
The ones that fill your life with wonderful sensations.
The ones you think are a close to a perfect creation.
You know the ones them Hefas try to steal.
And he's smart enough to know the deal.
Always keeps it real.
O.k im really done now.
I think I covered it all from the crushes that make you smile, to the ones that make you shout.
And if you feel you haven't had a crush yet dont stress, you'll have one soon without a doubt.