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Jacqueline Hallenbeck

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Cemetery Island
by Mr. Ed

Sometimes, vacations just don't turn out the way you hoped they would. An idyllic wilderness house boating get-a-way soon turns into a hellish nightmare.....  
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Depressed
by Jacqueline Hallenbeck
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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My breasts are depressed!
I wonder what
on earth it will take
to cheer them up.

Any suggestions?
Got any ideas?
I sure could use
some volunteers.

(c) jh
 

 

 

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Reviewed by Andy Turner 12/2/2011
HAHAHAHAHA! One volunteer (me, me, pick me!) is better than ten pressed men!

Blimey, this nearly blew my hard........................drive. ;)
Reviewed by munyasa khasiani 11/25/2011
no shoving fellas, we are all adults heere MAMA MIA!
Reviewed by Dennis Domrzalski 3/31/2010
My hands are here--and ready!
Reviewed by Regis Auffray 1/14/2010
Like I "said" before; I love your style, Jacqueline and I appreciate your sense of humor. Amor y paz,

Regis
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