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by Donna Hale Chandler

Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Rated "PG" by the Author.
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Evidently we are never too old to fall to the temptations of peer pressure. I can still hear my mother's voice saying, "If Everybody Else jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?"









Sometimes my sweetie and I
like to take a little cruise,
and we have a better time
after a small nip of booze. 

Don’t buy it we were told,
sneak it on board with you.
On the ship it’s very costly
but was this something we could do? 

Isn’t this illegal?
Couldn’t we go to jail?
Would these same friends
Show up to pay our bail?

We hemmed and hawed
then decided to give it a try.
Maybe we’d save some cash,
or maybe we’d still have to buy.

Empty mouthwash bottles
seemed just the very thing.
We dyed some vodka blue
and a second bottle green.

We packed and closed our bags
nervous about our plight.
Then stood by as both bags
disappeared from our sight.

Later our luggage was delivered
and there wasn’t even a cop.
But, when we opened the bag
there was a note lying on the top.

We’ve confiscated your alcohol,
hope you have a nice cruise.
We’ll be more than happy
to SELL you your favorite booze.

The second bag held the same.
Guess we’ll be buying our drinks this time.
We were happy to not be arrested
and prepared to spend the extra dime.

We enjoyed each and every day,
though it was a more expensive trip.
From now on we won’t be listening
to those friendly helpful tips.


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Reviewed by Valerie Crader 5/31/2012
My husband and I have toss around the idea of taking a cruise. I will keep this poem in mind, if we go on one. Fun read. : )
Reviewed by neerja gandhi 7/9/2011
heheeeee...its so hilarious, enjoyed it..very beautifully sweetie's my teenage son and my teenage daughter eats off his head by her :)good wishes.neerja
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila 5/16/2011
Hahaha! We just got back from a Western Caribbean cruise aboard Allure of the Seas with a group of 40 fellow Canadians, and many of them also "hid" booze in their luggage. We figured that since we're not the type to drink all day anyway (we had a couple of drinks each day) wasn't worth the worry to sneak booze onboard. Many of them did, and they didn't get caught either.But some of them got caught on other cruises and had to do the "walk of shame"...giggle.....

Reviewed by Morgan Merriweather 2/6/2011
o.k! I snuck a soda bottle into the movies ...........ruined my entire bag and everything in it. (my life isn't as exciting). Morgan
Reviewed by Richard King 1/26/2011
And..... she worried the whole trip that the booze police would be making a call at our cabin door. As "Chip" always says, Love the poet. Dick
Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill 1/26/2011
Haha! That's a funny one! I wonder how they discovered it?...Fun poetry.

Reviewed by Christine Tsen 1/26/2011
You two sure have joie de vivre, how funny!!!
Reviewed by TONY NERONE 1/26/2011
The only cruising I ever did was on an aircraft carrier. But a luxory cruise sounds great. Excellent write.

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