Join Free! | Login    
   Popular! Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry
Where Authors and Readers come together!


Featured Authors:  Gwen Madoc, iMark Vogel, iScott Boyd, iMiller Caldwell, iM. R. Mathias, iNancy Shattuck, iCindy Ziperman, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry
Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry     

Sandra S Corona

· + Follow Me
· Contact Me
· Books
· Articles
· Poetry
· News
· Stories
· Blog
· 1,187 Titles
· 4,775 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
Member Since: Before 2003


Subscribe to the Sandra S Corona Newsletter. Enter your name and email below and click "sign me up!"
Sandra S Corona, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.

Featured Book
Simple Herbal Remedies
by Pamela Ackerson

Return to the Olde Ways. The hustle and bustle of modern day life has brought many of us to a quick fix attitude.This book is for those of you who are fed up; have looked..  
BookAds by Silver
Gold and Platinum Members

Don't Fly Elk
by Sandra S Corona
Not rated by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Follow
Recent poems by Sandra S Corona
•  Going Home
•  Remiss Water
•  Simplicity
•  He, Then, Read Me
•  Farkle Was His Name ... Oh
           >> View all 1,143

Santa, is it sprinkling rain upon my window panes? It's tinkling, yellow stains. Prior to 'going' go ... don't mess up the white snow, leave surprises below. Santa, watch what you drop. PLOP! They call this 'acid' rain and it drives folks insane. STOP, don't let those 'discards' drop! Santa, your deer did the 'do' on rooftops. Know it's true . It makes our Christmas phew! Santa, scoop deer droppings, put in sacks, don't mix that with gifts, packs; like you did last year. Rats! Santa, watch what you drop. PLOP! They call this 'acid' rain and it drives folks insane. STOP, don't let those 'discards' drop! Santa put those deer aside ... here's a motorized sled--glide; let serenity bide. Santa hear the children sing, they're uplifting. You'll soar, wing; you can fly until it's spring. Santa, watch what you drop. PLOP! They call this 'acid' rain and it drives folks insane. STOP, don't let those 'discards' drop! Santa you look sharp in red. What time did you get to bed? Are there visions in your head? Santa, did you like your cookies, milk? For you ... a scarf, white silk. Oh, no, Santa, don't fly ELK!  

Want to review or comment on this poem?
Click here to login!

Need a FREE Reader Membership?
Click here for your Membership!

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Makes good fertilizer, Sandra!
Reviewed by J. Pajot
This was cute, Sandy. Never thought about that aspect of flying reindeer before...Hope you had a great hoilday.
Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
This is cute Sandy...very well executed
Reviewed by William Bonilla
I really enjoy your wonderful writes

Merry Christmas
to you and your Family
Reviewed by Evelyn Simon
Clever write,Sandra. :)
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Funny one, Sandy. What goes up must come down. Ha!
Love ya!
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Delightful write Sandra!!

Love Tinka
Popular Poetry (Humor)
  1.  My UnWanted Birthday
  2.  Decision
  3.  OMG, it's freakin' HOT...
  4.  Mushmouth Kostro...
  6.  The Thrill is Gone
  7.  Sunny Days and Mondays
  8.  One of Those Days
  9.  Grav-i-tas
  10.  An old hippie lives here...

Shakespeare: Slammed, Smeared, Savaged and Slaughtered by Jay Dubya

Shakespeare: Slammed, Smeared, Savaged and Slaughtered (Part I) is adult literature featuring adult content and language...  
BookAds by Silver, Gold and Platinum Members

Authors alphabetically: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Featured Authors | New to AuthorsDen? | Add AuthorsDen to your Site
Share AD with your friends | Need Help? | About us

Problem with this page?   Report it to AuthorsDen
AuthorsDen, Inc. All rights reserved.