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Never Inturrupt a Man and His Golf
by Rosalie Ferrer Kramer

Tuesday, May 11, 2004
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 Published in Tee Time, an east coast golf magazine for women, July orf 2003


 

NEVER INTERRUPT A MAN AND HIS GOLF


(Especially if you are a woman)


 


 

We were a group of gray haired ladies,


When a ball landed that drove him crazy.                                        


Just falling about 10 yards from his feet,


Causing him to say words Id never repeat.


 


Then shouting and waving, much to our wonder,


He pulled out a phone to report my blunder.


 


Soon out came a ranger demanding I reform,


While laughing so hard he could barely perform,


 


His job of obtaining my most solemn word,


That never again would I be so absurd,


 


As to hit near a man whom everyone had seen,


Taking 12 practice strokes right on the green!


 


At lunch we laughed about the man and his phone.


But we felt bad when he came in alone.


 


So we waved him over and in a short while,


He apologized nicely and left with a smile.


 


AND THAT WAS BETTER THAN ANY HOLE IN ONE!

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Reviewed by Jay Thatcher (Reader) 9/8/2009
loved it! I know this happens on the course.
Reviewed by Cles Wilson 8/10/2005
Enjoyed this.
Reviewed by Cynth'ya cynthyaspeaks@gmail.com 6/7/2004
This is why God gave us two ears to hear, and one set of lips to close until further instructions from the common sense side of the brain. Glad this ended with a smile!

blessin's Rosalie,
cynth'ya lewis reed
Reviewed by Lori Moore 5/11/2004
Great write. I think I know this man and his twin and his younger brother and his dog and...
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader) 5/11/2004
LOLOL. hmmm scoring from kick off...
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