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this thing
by Hugh G. Rection

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what do you do with this thing
most the time it's limp as a rag
except when you want it to behave itself
then it gets so big you could brag

what do you do with this thing
it's really a pain in the ass
at least I've been told at more than one time
by more than one bent over lass

what do you do with this thing
it really just gets in the road
just when you are rarin to go
it's already dumping its load

what do you do with this thing
it separates men from the boys
the difference it's said, especially in bed,
is merely the size of their toys

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Reviewed by Sharon Passion (Reader)
Im laughing here.
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